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Briefs & groaners

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Bigot threatens SLC staff with fork. 

As if this guy wasn’t already shitty for threatening SLC staff with a fork, he also called them homophobic slurs. He was escorted off-campus and everyone resumed to having a gay old time.

Graffiti artist gets tagged

Some guy whose tag probably sucks spray-painted CRU washrooms. Witnesses reported the man after he wouldn’t stop mumbling about how “meta” Banksy is. He later was arrested for trepassing and just bein’ a plain snob.

Student falls down RTS stairs

Some clumsy student took a tumble down a set of stairs in the Ryerson Theatre School, but fortunately didn’t have to go to the hospital. Thank god they didn’t break a leg.

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