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All Fun & Satire The 9 to 5 Issue

Email sign off guide for the corporate girlies

By Ria Sidhu

“Lukewarm regards” is the “meh” of goodbyes. You may wish them the best but you don’t care that much. Plus, a snarky, half-hearted farewell is always better than a regular one. 

Flawless and living your best life, using “easy, breezy, beautiful” proves you are a CoverGirl. Even if your inbox is flooding, at least you’re showing that you’re always ready to hit the catwalk. 

This one is for the girls who juggle multiple tasks with a smile despite screaming inside. Honesty is the best policy (apparently). Using this email sign-off is a good way to keep it real while reassuring others—and yourself—that you’ve definitely got everything under control.

Tired of getting too many follow-up emails? This quip is the perfect way to tell your coworkers to go leave you alone. After all, delegation is an attribute of leadership. It screams calm, cool and collected. 

A perfect quip for all the hotties in the office, this sends a message that you’ve got better things to be dealing with. It’s for the girlies who can crush deadlines without breaking a sweat—all while scrolling through TikTok and painting their nails on the job. 

This email sign-off reminds your boss that you’ve been hired to SLAY. THE. DAY. It’s the equivalent of flipping your hair while reminding everyone who the real boss is in this office. 

This email sign-off is a great way to tell someone it’s their turn to take over the project. The “no tagbacks” part adds a subtle—but professional—“just deal with it” finale to the endless email chain. 

Aren’t we all just one coffee away from calling it a day? I know I am. Sipping on a nice caffeinated beverage may even ease the headache you’ve been nursing from staring at your laptop screen all day. One iced mocha latte to go, please.

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