KEEPIN’ IT REAL, CUISINE STYLE
January 30, 2008
Greg Hudson Arts and Life Editor Embedded in the downtown core, Ryerson students have countless culinary choices when they get the munchies.
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I STAND HUMBLY CORRECTED
January 30, 2008
Last week in “Third and Short,” this villainous sports editor wrote the women’s basketball team was “a thousand-mile stare away from a playoff spot.” It has since come to my attention that this statement is inaccurate.
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EYE-NALYSIS: RYE, STOP SLEEPING WITH VISTA
January 23, 2008
I like Windows Vista, I really do. But sadly, it’s not for Ryerson yet.
WE’RE FREAKIN’ AWESOME
January 23, 2008
Despite being the alleged moral cespool of campus, the Eyeopener won six awards this past weekend, beating out campus papers from across the country.
WEAKER, CRAPPIER, OLDER, LAMER
January 16, 2008
I have nothing against robots.
WE NEED SOMEONE TO DABBLE IN THE RIDICULOUS
January 16, 2008
As I sit in Abe Snobar’s office, listening to the soon-to-be presidential candidate describe the volatile landscape of student politics, I could think only of a quote by British politician Roy Hattersley: “In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.”
A TALE OF WEALTH AND SNOBBERY
January 9, 2008
Here’s a story of a wealthy man named Reginald.
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HOLIDAY GIFTS FOR THE TECH ADEPT, OR OBSESSED
November 28, 2007
"For the last four months, I’ve been in charge of this section, the technology part of which I had very limited knowledge. But that has changed."
A FAILED EXPERIMENT IN A DEAD ART
November 21, 2007
This gonzo shit isn’t working.
HALF-BAKED BOYCOTT WILL FAIL
November 21, 2007
Could it be that Heather Kere is riding the crest of a swelling tide?
THANKS, COWARD(S)
November 21, 2007
The Eyeopener: The disgrace of Ryerson. Has a nice ring to it, no?
QI IS NOT A WORD, IDIOT
November 14, 2007
Fe is not a word.
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