Students finishing final projects realize how much group work fucking sucks
November 12, 2019
She will not rest until she “finds those dirty bastards”
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People are stealing from the Hub Café and nobody’s surprised
November 12, 2019
Students are broke!
Four types of professors that make you say ‘Ok boomer’
November 12, 2019
‘Ok boomer’ was a phrase invented to shut down disrespectful or lukewarm opinions
Pharrell Williams condos outlast the residents of Toronto
November 10, 2019
In 2053, only two monuments of the fallen city of Toronto remain—the Pharrell Williams condos
People who still sit at patios in cold weather are aliens
November 7, 2019
Aliens do walk amongst us, but all they like to do is drink coffee on patios in cold weather
It’s actually not Mercury retrograde’s fault, your life is just fucked up
November 5, 2019
At some point, it just can't be the planets' fault anymore
Ram Ganesh reportedly hiding from students under Gould Street construction
November 5, 2019
Construction on campus is taking a really long time. Ram Ganesh is nowhere to be found. Coincidence?
Halloween on Thursday an excuse for two weekends of parties
October 31, 2019
When Halloween conveniently falls on a Thursday, students once again welcome the nine day-long excuse to get drunk everyday
First years excited to move out, now have no money, joy left
October 29, 2019
University is great for about a week or two, until you get hit with the reality of adulthood
Thesis project provides portfolio piece and imposter syndrome
October 29, 2019
Feelings of self-doubt amidst great accomplishments? Sounds like a thesis project!
“Cut Your Own Bangs” club started for students going through it
October 29, 2019
“Snip, snip, clip, clip, time for new shit!”
Midterm season: Rye profs forget students have other classes
October 22, 2019
Professors think our entire lives revolve around one class
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