Category: Fun & Satire

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A blue cartoon character whispers into the ear of a red one.

TM-SPEW: Toronto Met’s craziest campus confessions

Students at TMU tend to say the craziest things, especially online. These are just some of the things that they felt like confessing anonymously…

An illustration of an inanimate piece of paper walking along a landscape, with people hidden in the bushes waiting to attack it.

Unemployed Planet: A job-need-job world

Come read an excerpt of Sir Frankie Falconborough’s narration that will feature in The Eyeopener’s new nature docuseries

Subject: Lachemi is turning 63!

An invitation to the TMU President’s most extravagant birthday party—this is going to be legendary!

A smug looking man reads a book on feminism.

How I, a man, am doing my part to uplift women during Women’s History Month

A letter from the desk of a male ally

TMPOOP: Our comprehensive guide for the anxious stomach-ache haver

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Advice Column: Chat, am I cooked?

Seeking advice? The Overlord has got answers…

Bold chokes the life out of Horned Owls in three sets

February 25, 2025

The fun and satire section performs a Bold attempt at writing a sports recap

Midterms shall prevail

February 25, 2025

26 cm of snow isn't going to stop this TMU student from making it to her midterm on time

An illustration of a tired student sitting at an overcrowded desk.

Arts & Culture Fun & Satire Passion Project

Journey to fame: A week in the life of a student artist

February 25, 2025

Exploring the not-so-glamorous, overly dramatic and wildly relatable post-secondary journey to stardom

Bigfoot sighting debunked as student in winter coat

February 11, 2025

Students left ups-yeti after claims of a creature walking on campus proved false

May I present to you…our current leadership

February 11, 2025

Woo! Smells like somebody needs a diaper change

ClassifEYEds

February 11, 2025

The Eye has relaunched our coveted classifEYEd section. Results were... mixed

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