The only explanation for how glitchy my.ryerson is
A mysterious philosophy professor leads our reporter on a wild goose chase…
Aren’t you exhausted trying to sound excited all the time?
A pandemic won’t stop this professor from being unbearably cringeworthy
Look out for an RSU sweep of the Grammys next year
Share this with your favourite Ryerson virgin
Could it be Jacinda Ardern? Erin O’Toole? Eggy the Ram?
For legal reasons, we must inform you that this is satire