“It’s snowing fam. Global warming can’t be real!”
Let’s get the hell out of class in the fastest way possible—pulling the fire alarm
She will not rest until she “finds those dirty bastards”
Students are broke!
‘Ok boomer’ was a phrase invented to shut down disrespectful or lukewarm opinions
In 2053, only two monuments of the fallen city of Toronto remain—the Pharrell Williams condos
Aliens do walk amongst us, but all they like to do is drink coffee on patios in cold weather
At some point, it just can’t be the planets’ fault anymore