Category: Fun & Satire

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Student tapping their one card however the light is red

At the end of the day, either my OneCard is acting up or I am

September 26, 2023

If you've got 99 problems, at least 30 of them are OneCard related

Overhead shot of a coffee cup surrounded by a background of coffee beans with a question mark shown on the coffee

The best coffee shops on campus to fuel your pumpkin spice addiction

September 20, 2023

'Tis the season to spice up the semester. Where are you getting your pumpkin spice latte from?

Collage of a man wearing sports attire with a blue jay mascot behind him with an ombre background

Sports mascot controversy breaks loose after Lachemi throws first pitch at Jays’ game

September 19, 2023

TMU and Toronto Blue Jays' mascots butt heads after President Lachemi throws the first pitch at a Jays' game

Two students laugh together while three more students behind them whisper to one another in the hallway

Jealousy, jealousy: An ode to how this year’s orientation struck a nerve

September 12, 2023

Feeling lucky yet, first-years?

tired-looking student sits alone in a classroom at a desk holding a coffee cup in one hand and holding his forehead in the other hand propped up on the desk

Quiz: Which unhealthy back-to-school habit are you?

September 12, 2023

Falling back into bad habits can be stressful. Don't worry, we're here to call you out on it

close-up of a phone sitting on a desk with a finger pointed at the snooze button on the screen

How to prepare for your first 8 a.m. class of the semester

August 22, 2023

Here are five tips and tricks that will help you to survive your first 8 a.m. class of the fall semester!

Meet your Fall 2023 masthead

Congratulations to the editors of Fall 2023!

Abeer Khan making a heart with hands, koala hat on head, pigeons holding her by their beaks in front of the SLC.

Editorial Fun & Satire

As the pigeons rise, so does Abeer Khan

The baby-in-chief is mourned by The Eye editors

The Eyeopener’s theme song sing-along

Get ready to have this song stuck in your head 24/7

Illustrated animals mingling at a party while a falcon stands alone. A thought bubble reads "They don't know I'm TMU's new mascot"

Enough is enough, I need a name

Falcon is done waiting around for TMU to do its job, he has to make his own destiny

Illustration of the SLC building looking "cute" on a pedestal with a "#1" award badge. The text reads "Cute Building Award"

Cutest TMU buildings on a scale of 1-10

Read more to find out some shocking revelations about buildings you “thought” were cute

TMU students vs New Year’s resolutions

We asked TMU students about their resolutions three months into 2023

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