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Ryerson rapper finally blows up after dropping Soundcloud in Zoom chat

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J-Pott$ is the next big thing y’all

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Out-of-province students fighting against bagged milk fetishes

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Milk bag feel like boob?

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Yes, it’s true, I have WAP (written academic papers)

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Inspired by her Aunt Meg, this student is following in the footsteps of WAP legends

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Ryerson Surfing Club ‘super stoked’ about upcoming second wave

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It’s gonna be pretty freakin’ radical dude, I am fired up beyond belief, just so ready to send it, it’s gonna be tubular dude

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Exclusive: 3 leaked first drafts of Ryerson PR statements

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We read between the lines to find out what Ryerson really means when they publish a vague PR statement

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Ryerson launches new ‘Downtown Canada’ ad campaign

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Ryerson wanna be Downtown Canada so bad

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Students risk it all for reheated food, overpriced beer at Yonge Street Warehouse

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While I genuinely hope everyone is okay, I’m left wondering why anyone was there in the first place

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Lachemi appoints task force to examine all other task forces

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The task force will carry out tasks in addition to tasking tasks to other task forces

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