Fun & SatireThe Daily Dilly Dally
Cockroaches priced out of Toronto housing market
March 31, 2026
"We're gonna be out on our thoraxxes"
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Balloon prices inflate, rise to new heights
March 31, 2026
"They're way up there now," says top analyst
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Amazon to acquire Walmart, you
March 31, 2026
Retail giant still considering your fate
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I need to grow a penis to be a business journalist
March 31, 2026
"My years of following the upward line and the downward line were utterly useless if I didn't possess a penis…"
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Fear not: Trade deal with Antarctica to save industry from American threat
March 31, 2026
The deal would introduce free trade between Canada and the uninhabited frigid territory
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Trump arrests your dad, liberates living room recliner
March 31, 2026
The latest in a series of controversial unilateral actions by the U.S. government across the globe.
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Show you like actually blows
March 31, 2026
Yes, it's because you don't have as much money as I do
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Devil, Lord Voldemort to join Trump’s Board of Peace
March 31, 2026
New appointments will bring, "more peace than these people can handle"
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Mark Carney is Chinamaxxing
March 31, 2026
He’s doing it for the Xiao Long Bao, I just can’t prove it
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Toronto Mayor to reach landmark agreement with King of the Rats
March 31, 2026
Something cheesy this way comes
Bitchass students refuse to leave study room
March 24, 2026
Three TMU students have barricaded a library study room and have shown they are not messing around
Sued TMSU execs pull fire alarm to get out of court
March 10, 2026
Things with the TMSU are getting so heated you might as well pull the fire alarm...
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