“It’s snowing fam. Global warming can’t be real!”
Kerr Hall fire alarms pulled by students who are super over it
Let’s get the hell out of class in the fastest way possible—pulling the fire alarm
Students finishing final projects realize how much group work fucking sucks
She will not rest until she “finds those dirty bastards”
People are stealing from the Hub Café and nobody’s surprised
Students are broke!
Four types of professors that make you say ‘Ok boomer’
‘Ok boomer’ was a phrase invented to shut down disrespectful or lukewarm opinions
Pharrell Williams condos outlast the residents of Toronto
In 2053, only two monuments of the fallen city of Toronto remain—the Pharrell Williams condos
People who still sit at patios in cold weather are aliens
Aliens do walk amongst us, but all they like to do is drink coffee on patios in cold weather
It’s actually not Mercury retrograde’s fault, your life is just fucked up
At some point, it just can’t be the planets’ fault anymore