Here are the 10 jobs you don’t want to do if you value your remaining sanity
Karl Marx found alive in RSU office
“As long as communism is alive, I’m alive” said Marx, looking remarkably good for his age
Proving how unathletic we all are
Having an average human being compete will greatly increase the time of each event
White couple disconnected from politics enough to argue about it and maintain relationship
“Yah, me and Jess disagree all the time. It’s nice to challenge opinions in a relationship, it’s not like I love Jess any less”
Podcasts you will really not want to fucking listen to
Whenever they’d introduce themselves, leave a conversation, be asked what they do for a living or needed to boost their social media bios, there was that phrase; “I have a podcast.”
Mother Nature fucks all of us
Mother Nature, regardless of the season, screws all of us over again, again and again without regret. But we like it
RSU team elected on promise to commit blue-collar crimes
Incoming RSU president stands by the belief that got him elected: Students can save money through grand theft auto and similar crimes
Ryerson commuter complains about transit a record 207 times in one day
“My boyfriend broke up with me after I told him to f#%k me harder than the line one shuttle bus that makes me late for my bio lab”