Pinning the tail on the donkey and sculpting with Play-Doh teach you more than hand-eye coordination. At the Vagina Friendly Pageant, 17 contestants had to prove their below-the-belt knowledge through fun and games to snag the crown at the Ram in the Rye last Friday, Nov. 27.

Halfway into your fifth viewing of New Moon with your beau, you realize this isn’t for you. The lustre is gone from your relationship, but you realize there’s an easy way out. There’s a way to avoid the argument and the tears.

There was a discernible grimace in Kitty Wong’s voice as she described a date with a man she found on Lavalife.