By Douglas Cudmore
- Scientists recently succeeded in cloning sheep. What’s next — more sheep? Note the scripture verse “the meek shall inherent the earth.” Sheep are notably meek. They already took over New Zealand, didn’t they?
- If the Spice Girls are such a talented group (writing their own catchy tunes, providing their own vocals) then why did it take so long for them to hit it big? Did the patriarchal music business, and their pawns Take That, conspire to smother the girls’ brand of feel-good pop?
- If Ontario’s hospitals are so inefficient that they must be shut down, why were they opened in the first place? Did the health establishment collude to convince us that we were much sicker than we actually were? Was your arm really broken when you were eight?