Fun & Satire Maintaining your personal space 101 November 17, 2015 Never let people get in your personal bubble ever again
Fun & Satire Source: “Mackenzie stole fun profits” November 17, 2015 A source has claimed that fun editor Robert Mackenzie was directly involved in an embezzlement scheme of Funvertisement revenue
Fun & Satire Funvertisement: Fartoosh Family Laundry November 17, 2015 Frankie Fartoosh and his beautiful wife Fiona will do your laundry from the comfort of their apartment, as long as you wait outside
Communities New campus pizza joint blazes out November 17, 2015 There's a new pizza place on the block
Features Scaling the city November 17, 2015 Instagram, for better or worse, has fundamentally changed the nature of photography.
RTA course intentions can be a guessing game November 17, 2015 There is not enough space, money or course-intention guarantee in the RTA School of Media’s production courses to accommodate students who want to take them
Campus News Briefs & groaners: Nov. 18 November 17, 2015 Your weekly recap of the strange and unusual things that happened on campus: dead raccoons, bike thieves and fear inducing puppies
New RSU position could violate union agreements November 17, 2015 The authority of the RSU's new general manager position is in question
Campus News Feminists petition against men’s group November 17, 2015 The controversial men’s issues group that was denied student group status on campus has filed an appeal to the RSU, but another hurdle has come their way
Communities Year One: six realizations you will have in first year November 17, 2015 First year columnist Nicole Di Donato writes about first year discoveries
Fun & SatireMultimedia 60 Second News Updates with Robert Mackenzie November 17, 2015 The Eyeopener's Robert Mackenzie attempts to bring you this weeks 100 per cent accurate news in a minute.