HOW LEFTIES CO-OPTED SOCIAL CONSERVATISM
March 30, 2005
My loyal readers will recognize that my straight-from-the-hip style has made me many enemies over the years.
Author: Eyeopener Staff
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TRAIN 48 STILL PLAYING ON TV
March 30, 2005
As thousands of commuters pile on to the GO trains at Union Station tonight, a thought crosses many of their minds: Is that shit show Train 48 still on the air?
DOSE OF DAILY PAPER NOT CURE FOR WARTS, MISINFORMATION
March 30, 2005
Despite its misleading name, the new Toronto free daily paper Dose will neither provide useful information for its readers nor cure their sexually transmitted diseases.
JACKO’S DEFENCE ROUNDS UP WACKOS
March 30, 2005
Michael Jackson's lawyers unveiled yesterday their all-star lineup of expert witnesses who will testify that Mr. Jackson is nothing short of a saint.
“FUCKING PINKO MODULAR LAYOUT STYLE”
March 30, 2005
An insidious threat threatens to overtake Canada's liberal dailies.
CANADA NOT TERRORIST THREAT
March 30, 2005
Post disagrees.
HARPER GOES SOFT ON GAYS
March 30, 2005
Much to the surprise of fellow politicians in the Conservative Party of Canada, party leader Stephen Harper actually managed to avoid slinging insults and cursing gay and lesbian Canadians for nearly an entire day Tuesday.
PSYCHOLOGY OF A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR
March 23, 2005
Hardcore reporter Carla Wintersgill finds out why some masturbators need to get off in public.
EXPOSING MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
March 23, 2005
Fourth-year students preview work for the upcoming gala.
BUCKING AROUND IN HOLLYWOOD
March 23, 2005
It was 1994, and Elvis Costello hated the shot of himself set to appear in Impact Magazine.
MATT FUGARD: THE RAMS’ AND ECE’S GENTLE GIANT
March 23, 2005
Wiping snot off kids' noses by day, wiping opponents off the court by night--this is a typical day for Matt Fugard.
GIRLS VS. BOYS
March 23, 2005
No fans, no hockey, no support: Are women's teams being cheated at Ryerson?
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