Author: Rochelle Raveendran

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Red heart sequins scattered on a red background

Corporations wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day

February 8, 2021

Valentine's Day isn't the same without corporations vying for your love (and money)

Man laying on bed, covered with blanket, smiling happily.

Weighted blankets can’t compensate for terrible lifestyle choices: report

February 4, 2021

Don't trust your weighted blankets to do the heavy lifting when it comes to fixing your life

Tamagotchi reading "my.ryerson" on the screen

Leaked documents show my.ryerson programmed on a Tamagotchi owned by Lachemi

February 4, 2021

The only explanation for how glitchy my.ryerson is

A glowing stone tablet, with "Course Syllabus" written on it. Two hands are reaching out to hold it.

Eyevestigation: Course syllabus contains absolute truths of the universe

January 28, 2021

A mysterious philosophy professor leads our reporter on a wild goose chase...

A collage of colourful exclamation marks.

Quiz: Do you need that exclamation mark?!

January 26, 2021

Aren't you exhausted trying to sound excited all the time?

Zoom call screen, with all camera's turned off except the professor, who is smiling with finger guns held up.

Professor “making course fun” can’t sense resentment

January 26, 2021

A pandemic won't stop this professor from being unbearably cringeworthy

RSU releasing break-up album inspired by split from Rye

January 26, 2021

Look out for an RSU sweep of the Grammys next year

Six memes featuring an Eggy plushie with captions like "Rammy says boo to booze."

A Q&A with Rammy, voice of the Ryerson Virginity Club

January 21, 2021

Share this with your favourite Ryerson virgin

Donald Trump in front of a collage of world flags.

Position of worst world leader finally available now Trump is gone

January 19, 2021

Could it be Jacinda Ardern? Erin O'Toole? Eggy the Ram?

Ryerson new year newsletter miraculously escapes spam filter

January 19, 2021

For legal reasons, we must inform you that this is satire

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