Epidemic of students signing souls away for free stuff
February 4, 2020
What happened next will SHOCK you
Category: Fun & Satire
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Exchange immerses students in “life-changing experience,” alcohol
January 30, 2020
During every conversation, make sure you always bring up the fact that you spent a semester abroad in Europe
Bell reports huge success, increased brand recognition following Bell Let’s Talk
January 29, 2020
How about Bell Let's Not
TTC enrolls into Ryerson, never shows up to class
January 28, 2020
Dufferin station appropriately renamed Sufferin station
Ryerson officially splits from RSU, students unsure where to spend weekends
January 28, 2020
“The RSU is just bad for our reputation,” said McMillen, referring to the university nicknamed Rye High.
Ghost parties in O’Keefe to fund wellness centre, Lachemi confirms
January 23, 2020
The ghosts he found in the rooms upstairs were hung-over or passed out, but an engineering student was still studying for an exam he had the next day, crying at his desk
Professor isn’t on Rate My Prof, student risks everything
January 23, 2020
There's nothing quite like the thrill of not knowing what your professor is going to be like
Bird enthusiasts pissed bird courses aren’t actually about birds
January 21, 2020
What does a student have to do to learn about birds in this town!?
Gould Street construction causes nuclear explosion
January 21, 2020
Random pipes were placed on the street, causing all hell to break loose. The five essential rules for survival sure came in handy
Alternate uses for your unused textbook
January 14, 2020
The most expensive toilet paper you'll ever use!?
New Year’s resolution to cut off my toxic friends, now I’m bored
January 14, 2020
I'm so lonely... I have nobody.... I've made a terrible mistake
RSU said “new year, new me,” amidst drama
January 14, 2020
The RSU is taking a different approach to things this year...
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