Category: Fun & Satire

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BREAKING: Student Choice Initiative defeated in Ontario Divisional Court

November 21, 2019

In a unanimous decision, an Ontario Divisional Court ruled that the Doug Ford government’s Student Choice Initiative (SCI) was “unlawful”

Twilight reenactment to take place on Ryerson campus

November 19, 2019

Twilight was a cultural phenomenon that shaped our generation—and now, it's back

Climate Crisis Fun & Satire

Climate crisis deniers validated by early snowfall

November 19, 2019

“It’s snowing fam. Global warming can’t be real!”

Kerr Hall fire alarms pulled by students who are super over it

November 18, 2019

Let's get the hell out of class in the fastest way possible—pulling the fire alarm

Students finishing final projects realize how much group work fucking sucks

November 12, 2019

She will not rest until she “finds those dirty bastards”

People are stealing from the Hub Café and nobody’s surprised

November 12, 2019

Students are broke!

Four types of professors that make you say ‘Ok boomer’

November 12, 2019

‘Ok boomer’ was a phrase invented to shut down disrespectful or lukewarm opinions

Pharrell Williams condos outlast the residents of Toronto

November 10, 2019

In 2053, only two monuments of the fallen city of Toronto remain—the Pharrell Williams condos

People who still sit at patios in cold weather are aliens

November 7, 2019

Aliens do walk amongst us, but all they like to do is drink coffee on patios in cold weather

It’s actually not Mercury retrograde’s fault, your life is just fucked up

November 5, 2019

At some point, it just can't be the planets' fault anymore

Ram Ganesh reportedly hiding from students under Gould Street construction

November 5, 2019

Construction on campus is taking a really long time. Ram Ganesh is nowhere to be found. Coincidence?

Halloween on Thursday an excuse for two weekends of parties

October 31, 2019

When Halloween conveniently falls on a Thursday, students once again welcome the nine day-long excuse to get drunk everyday

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