Fun & Satire BORIS VS. OREST November 10, 2004 A debate between two guys just trying to earn some extracurricular points.
Fun & SatireSports Ronnie Sykes: An Olympic Journal February 20, 2002 Needing an Olympic guide, The Eyeopener turned to Ronnie Sykes, our man in third-year ECE
Fun & Satire My greatest adventure February 13, 2002 Last summer, Ronnie Sykes had himself an excellent adventure. Now he shares it exclusively with The Eyeopener.
Fun & SatireLove & Sex The lesbian and the columnist February 13, 2002 After a year of probing sexual consciousness, the lesbian sets her sights somewhere over the rainbow
Fun & Satire Ask the lesbian (Jan. 16) January 16, 2002 Ask the lesbian for the week of Jan. 16, 2002.
Fun & Satire The people in our neighbourhood: The Sticker Lady January 16, 2002 An informative look at the characters in our community.
Fun & Satire Ask the lesbian (Jan. 9) January 9, 2002 With the holiday’s abrupt halt and the realization that an elective’s mandatory reading list will cost almost as much as your tuition, it is time to cut back on spending and boost up that sorry excuse for a GPA.
Fun & Satire Student faints, not once, not twice, but, oh wait. Just once. November 28, 2001 This one time at school, this girl fainted.