Fun & Satire WAL-MART EXPANSION HORRIFYING, PROFITABLE March 30, 2005 Profit to exceed that of planet Earth.
Fun & Satire CALVIN KLEIN MODEL NAMED CEO March 30, 2005 By Millicent J. Fluffington A Big Canadian Business announced yesterday it was naming white man John Smith, 52, as CEO after a long and arduous search for the candidate best suited to taking government handouts and suppressing ethics and morals.
Fun & Satire GRISLY MURDER SPOILS RAPS HALF-TIME March 30, 2005 Makes more work for this wannabe sport reporter.
Fun & Satire HOW LEFTIES CO-OPTED SOCIAL CONSERVATISM March 30, 2005 My loyal readers will recognize that my straight-from-the-hip style has made me many enemies over the years.
Fun & Satire TRAIN 48 STILL PLAYING ON TV March 30, 2005 As thousands of commuters pile on to the GO trains at Union Station tonight, a thought crosses many of their minds: Is that shit show Train 48 still on the air?
Fun & Satire DOSE OF DAILY PAPER NOT CURE FOR WARTS, MISINFORMATION March 30, 2005 Despite its misleading name, the new Toronto free daily paper Dose will neither provide useful information for its readers nor cure their sexually transmitted diseases.
Fun & Satire JACKO’S DEFENCE ROUNDS UP WACKOS March 30, 2005 Michael Jackson's lawyers unveiled yesterday their all-star lineup of expert witnesses who will testify that Mr. Jackson is nothing short of a saint.
Fun & Satire “FUCKING PINKO MODULAR LAYOUT STYLE” March 30, 2005 An insidious threat threatens to overtake Canada's liberal dailies.
Fun & Satire HARPER GOES SOFT ON GAYS March 30, 2005 Much to the surprise of fellow politicians in the Conservative Party of Canada, party leader Stephen Harper actually managed to avoid slinging insults and cursing gay and lesbian Canadians for nearly an entire day Tuesday.