Fun & Satire HOW LEFTIES CO-OPTED SOCIAL CONSERVATISM March 30, 2005 My loyal readers will recognize that my straight-from-the-hip style has made me many enemies over the years.
Fun & Satire TRAIN 48 STILL PLAYING ON TV March 30, 2005 As thousands of commuters pile on to the GO trains at Union Station tonight, a thought crosses many of their minds: Is that shit show Train 48 still on the air?
Fun & Satire DOSE OF DAILY PAPER NOT CURE FOR WARTS, MISINFORMATION March 30, 2005 Despite its misleading name, the new Toronto free daily paper Dose will neither provide useful information for its readers nor cure their sexually transmitted diseases.
Fun & Satire JACKO’S DEFENCE ROUNDS UP WACKOS March 30, 2005 Michael Jackson's lawyers unveiled yesterday their all-star lineup of expert witnesses who will testify that Mr. Jackson is nothing short of a saint.
Fun & Satire “FUCKING PINKO MODULAR LAYOUT STYLE” March 30, 2005 An insidious threat threatens to overtake Canada's liberal dailies.
Fun & Satire HARPER GOES SOFT ON GAYS March 30, 2005 Much to the surprise of fellow politicians in the Conservative Party of Canada, party leader Stephen Harper actually managed to avoid slinging insults and cursing gay and lesbian Canadians for nearly an entire day Tuesday.
Features PSYCHOLOGY OF A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR March 23, 2005 Hardcore reporter Carla Wintersgill finds out why some masturbators need to get off in public.
Arts & Culture EXPOSING MAXIMUM EXPOSURE March 23, 2005 Fourth-year students preview work for the upcoming gala.
Arts & Culture BUCKING AROUND IN HOLLYWOOD March 23, 2005 It was 1994, and Elvis Costello hated the shot of himself set to appear in Impact Magazine.
Sports MATT FUGARD: THE RAMS’ AND ECE’S GENTLE GIANT March 23, 2005 Wiping snot off kids' noses by day, wiping opponents off the court by night--this is a typical day for Matt Fugard.