Fun & Satire Campus cork boards cry for help November 26, 2019 The cork boards around campus have had enough with all of the flyers
Fun & Satire Kerr Hall fire alarms pulled by students who are super over it November 18, 2019 Let's get the hell out of class in the fastest way possible—pulling the fire alarm
Fun & Satire Students finishing final projects realize how much group work fucking sucks November 12, 2019 She will not rest until she “finds those dirty bastards”
Fun & Satire People are stealing from the Hub Café and nobody’s surprised November 12, 2019 Students are broke!
Fun & Satire People who still sit at patios in cold weather are aliens November 7, 2019 Aliens do walk amongst us, but all they like to do is drink coffee on patios in cold weather
Arts & Culture For first-gen students, it’s not always the best of both worlds… November 5, 2019 It's like being Hannah Montana, but without the fabulous pop star life and a much earlier curfew
Fun & Satire It’s actually not Mercury retrograde’s fault, your life is just fucked up November 5, 2019 At some point, it just can't be the planets' fault anymore
Fun & Satire Halloween on Thursday an excuse for two weekends of parties October 31, 2019 When Halloween conveniently falls on a Thursday, students once again welcome the nine day-long excuse to get drunk everyday
Fun & Satire First years excited to move out, now have no money, joy left October 29, 2019 University is great for about a week or two, until you get hit with the reality of adulthood
Fun & Satire Thesis project provides portfolio piece and imposter syndrome October 29, 2019 Feelings of self-doubt amidst great accomplishments? Sounds like a thesis project!
Fun & Satire “Cut Your Own Bangs” club started for students going through it October 29, 2019 “Snip, snip, clip, clip, time for new shit!”
Campus News Now, for some good news! October 22, 2019 After some horrible midterm exams and a stressful election, here's some positive news!