Lost Number Woes
August 25, 2015
Your student number is a crucial thing to have in your first weeks at Ryerson.
Author: Editor In Chief
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Briefs & groaners
August 25, 2015
Burritos, student government and a travelling mascot
Find Your Textbooks
August 25, 2015
It’s time for classes to start, and so begins the rush to buy textbooks. Here's where to find them.
What you missed this summer
August 25, 2015
Here’s what was going down at Ryerson while you were working, travelling or Netflixing
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Ryerson’s Own Mythbusters
August 25, 2015
As soon as you step foot in the bright entrance of the Ontario Science Centre (OSC), you know you’re going to learn something there, whether you like it or not.
People more important than you on campus
August 25, 2015
A list of important people around campus you should probably know about
Year One
August 25, 2015
Nicole Di Donato writes about the jitters that come when moving to school for the first time.
Star basketball guards ponder leaving Rye
March 14, 2011
By Steve Petrick The men’s basketball team is at risk of losing its two best freshmen. Guards Karlo Villanueva and Sandy Brar wouldn’t comment on how likely it is they’ll return to Ryerson next year and said they’ll have to improve their grades to be eligible to play. “I don’t know if I’m coming back,” […]
You didn’t sell your soul to Eggy
April 20, 2005
I see you have principles. Nice. You take the letter out of your back pocket. You look at it closely, inspecting the wax seal and fine calligraphy. “So, you have been expecting me?” you ask Lachemi. “What’s this letter worth to you then?” Lachemi takes a long pause, and a longer pull of his blunt. […]
You refuse to hand over the letter
April 20, 2005
Bold. I like it. “Mr. Lachemi I’m afraid I can’t give you this letter,” you say. Lachemi lunges for his desk drawer and pulls out a big ass sword. You turn around and book it for the door. But it’s too late—it slams shut. Lachemi gives you an evil grin that would make even Waluigi […]
You sold your soul to Eggy
April 20, 2005
This could be bad. You hand over the letter and Lachemi tears into it with his teeth. He reads aloud: “Dear Mr. Lachemi, this message will not be easy to hear, so I shall be succinct. I am writing to inform you that your tenure as Ryerson’s president is nearing its end. I have found […]
You give Lachemi the letter
April 20, 2005
You’ve made it this far. Aren’t the slightest bit curious? Who cares what is inside the letter, you’re rich baby! Before handing it over to Lachemi, you get him to e-transfer you the money. The transaction is approved. Before he can open it or say anything, you get up and get the heck out of […]
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