Egerton Ryerson sneezes from the grave
March 13, 2018
It was a fateful Thursday in February; the kind a person never forgets
Author: Andrea Josic
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Students prepare for the beep test on the RCC bridge
March 13, 2018
For reasons unknown to the Ryerson community, a Beep Test has been scheduled in the bridge connecting the Rogers Communications Centre and Kerr Hall East.
SpaceX and BMO will open a rocket-launch campus at the Toronto Eaton Centre
March 7, 2018
“Dude it’s going to be fucking lit,” said SpaceX CEO Elon Musk
RSU parties begin 2019 campaign
March 7, 2018
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Why Ryerson and Tim Hortons will never be getting back together — like ever
March 6, 2018
The Eyeopener has obtained evidence of the following 10 reasons why Ryerson dumped Tim Hortons
EYERANT: The types of commuters you encounter on the TTC
March 6, 2018
The Olympic sprinters, the massive bag carriers, the intoxicated—oh my!
RSU execs hire the wrong Drake
March 5, 2018
Top secret, not fake documents reveal unprecedented plans by incoming RSU executives to bring Drake back to Ryerson—but not the Drake you’re thinking of
Failed RSU slate turns to dictionary for new name after election loss
February 28, 2018
After suffering an embarrassing loss in the most recent Ryerson Students’ Union executive election, members of the Orchestrate slate are headed back to the drawing board in preparation for next year’s vote
Ryerson hang-out spots “not chill enough”
February 27, 2018
In a public statement made in front of the Student Learning Centre (SLC) on Wednesday, a local cool guy announced that Rye’s hang-out spots are “not chill enough"
Disappointed Rhino voters disassemble victory guillotine
February 27, 2018
Not exactly the Ryerson revolution they were hoping for, but there's always next year, right?
Hibernating students woken up months early, sudden warm weather to blame
February 27, 2018
Sudden rises in temperatures over the past week are causing hibernating Ryerson students to wake up months ahead of schedule
VIA Rail commercials cause existential crisis amongst students
February 22, 2018
“I never really thought about it before,” said Rahman. “Why don’t I take the train?"
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