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RYE ITALIANS REJECT GUIDO STEREOTYPE
January 13, 2010
“They paint this image of Italians that we are all hairgelled, trance-loving spoiled brats.”- Paul Fanone, ISA spokesperson
Rye group reclaims the pussy with the pageant
December 2, 2009
Pinning the tail on the donkey and sculpting with Play-Doh teach you more than hand-eye coordination. At the Vagina Friendly Pageant, 17 contestants had to prove their below-the-belt knowledge through fun and games to snag the crown at the Ram in the Rye last Friday, Nov. 27.
You can’t txt msg breakup
December 2, 2009
Halfway into your fifth viewing of New Moon with your beau, you realize this isn’t for you. The lustre is gone from your relationship, but you realize there’s an easy way out. There’s a way to avoid the argument and the tears.
Clicking online and on dates
December 2, 2009
There was a discernible grimace in Kitty Wong’s voice as she described a date with a man she found on Lavalife.
Don’t study harder, study better
November 25, 2009
Exams always seem so far off, but that calculus exam that was once months away is now within weeks. Now you’re staring at homework you should have done ages ago.
Forget the weddings, crash conventions instead
November 25, 2009
To the right is a cake shaped like a set of breasts. To the left, a giant wall of dildos. Ass-spanking, dry humping and nipple whipping can be heard from all directions.
WHY PAY FOR FOOD WHEN WHITE LIES ARE FREE?
November 18, 2009
Matt Llewellyn lost his toll-free virginity getting free food
RYE GRAD BUTTERS UP HOLLYWOOD
November 18, 2009
“You really need to sort of be the CEO of your own company. No one’s going to hand you roles or hand you anything,” - Daniel De Santo, Ryerson film alumni
IT’S LIKE RAAA-EE-AINNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
November 11, 2009
Matt Demers thought avoiding contact to prevent disease was ridiculous. Then he got H1N1. Isn't it ironic?
THE WIDESPREAD TREND OF HAND SANITIZER
November 11, 2009
Since reports of H1N1 hit the media, hand sanitizer seems to be in every purse or backpack.
ORIGINAL MUSIC, EDGY SOUND
November 4, 2009
“To play music with two people who truly inspire you is more than I could ever ask for.”- Friend Lettner
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