Category: Fun & Satire

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Fun & Satire SCI

Lachemi plunges into the next attempt for innovation hub

“Rocketting down a raging waterfall in a small wooden barrel is going to be a breeze compared to the last year of dealing with Doug Ford”

Fun & Satire SCI We're Not Going Anywhere

Students hold funeral for life on campus

There will be a candlelight vigil held for the semester and all Ryerson students are expected to attend.

Meet your fall 2019 masthead

Congratulations to our Fall 2019 Eyeopener masthead!

Father tells story of meeting wife at protest against OSAP cuts

Sure, I should have been focused on the whole protesting against the OSAP funding cuts/general attack on student services

Percy Jackson and the off-key thief

We sent two editors to see The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical in Toronto and we might have broken them in the process

Summer working that won’t be a blast…

Here are the 10 jobs you don’t want to do if you value your remaining sanity

Karl Marx found alive in RSU office

“As long as communism is alive, I’m alive” said Marx, looking remarkably good for his age

Fun & Satire Sports Women In Sports

Proving how unathletic we all are

Having an average human being compete will greatly increase the time of each event

White couple disconnected from politics enough to argue about it and maintain relationship

“Yah, me and Jess disagree all the time. It’s nice to challenge opinions in a relationship, it’s not like I love Jess any less"

Podcasts you will really not want to fucking listen to

Whenever they’d introduce themselves, leave a conversation, be asked what they do for a living or needed to boost their social media bios, there was that phrase; “I have a podcast.”

Mother Nature fucks all of us

February 26, 2019

Mother Nature, regardless of the season, screws all of us over again, again and again without regret. But we like it

RSU team elected on promise to commit blue-collar crimes

February 26, 2019

Incoming RSU president stands by the belief that got him elected: Students can save money through grand theft auto and similar crimes

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