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Doug Ford worried journalists will find his tax refund, cancels journalism entirely

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“A spray-tanned goblin like Ford is the perfect candidate to join a secret tax evasion society”

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RSU becomes victim of cancel culture through student choice initiative

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The RSU loves student money, who knew?

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Good vibes despite planetary existential crisis

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Alternate universe without climate crisis discovered

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Universe 95 gives us a peek into a world where the climate crisis isn’t threatening the Earth’s very existence.

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The rise of eco-anxiety

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Creative freelancer runs out of personal narratives to profit off of

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Moon has banked on her traumatic experiences to pay her bills. But she’s run into a new problem: she has no more emotional trauma to exploit in her work.

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Budget cuts fuck newspaper, two editors left

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“Honestly I’m not surprised it’s come to this,” said current Editor-in-Chief, Arts and Culture, Sports, Community, Features, Media and Photo Editor, Haras Lehcirk.

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