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The Earopener, Episode 34: The Darkest Timeline

In All, Fun & Satire, Podcasts, The Darkest Timeline, The Ear-openerOctober 21, 2019Leave a Comment

This episode is all about our fun issue. Listen as guest host Nathaniel Crouch talks to Fun and Satire editor Andrea Josic and contributing writer Julia Mastroianni.

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Where are our careers going in light of education and health care cuts?

In Features, Fun & Satire, The Darkest TimelineOctober 16, 2019Leave a Comment

Students find themselves questioning the pursuit of degrees related to health care and education

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Job security from STEM degrees means putting artistic passions aside

In All, Features, Fun & Satire, The Darkest TimelineOctober 16, 2019Leave a Comment

STEM-related degrees might lead to more job security, but at what cost for students’ passions within the arts?

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VIDEO: Real Life Horror Stories – Three Truths and One Lie

In All, Fun & Satire, The Darkest Timeline, VideoOctober 11, 2019Leave a Comment

For our annual fun issue, our fun editor created The Darkest Timeline, a compilation of stories highlighting the blurred lines between the real and the satirical. In our video we …

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True confessions from Toronto’s housing hell

In All, Fun & Satire, The Darkest TimelineOctober 9, 2019Leave a Comment

Rats, shitty roommates, DIY kitchens—these all can’t be true, right?

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Ryerson counselling wait times are still several months long

In All, Communities, Fun & Satire, The Darkest TimelineOctober 8, 2019Leave a Comment

When it comes to mental health services, wait times can have severe consequences

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Child care cuts in Ontario are hurting students with kids

In All, Features, Fun & Satire, The Darkest TimelineOctober 8, 2019Leave a Comment

Child care was already a faulty system, but now provincial cuts are making students choose between classes or their kids

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God abandons humanity to loiter on campus

In All, Fun & Satire, The Darkest TimelineOctober 8, 2019Leave a Comment

The original Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe came down in the form of a Gould Street skater

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