Category: Fun & Satire

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The Eyeopener’s theme song sing-along

Get ready to have this song stuck in your head 24/7

Illustrated animals mingling at a party while a falcon stands alone. A thought bubble reads "They don't know I'm TMU's new mascot"

Enough is enough, I need a name

Falcon is done waiting around for TMU to do its job, he has to make his own destiny

Illustration of the SLC building looking "cute" on a pedestal with a "#1" award badge. The text reads "Cute Building Award"

Cutest TMU buildings on a scale of 1-10

Read more to find out some shocking revelations about buildings you “thought” were cute

TMU students vs New Year’s resolutions

We asked TMU students about their resolutions three months into 2023

Shows President Lachemi watches in his free time

February 28, 2023

We've all been eager to know what shows President Lachemi saves for relaxing Friday evenings

an image of the fictional character megamind with the text above his head in meme format saying "no moral compass?"

Megamind Evil? Dissecting what it means to be good

February 28, 2023

In the world of Metro "Music" Mans, be a bald blue-headed super villiain turned good guy

A falcon and ram wearing a tuxedo holding roses while standing next to each other

The ex that just won’t leave you alone

February 16, 2023

A sequel to “Meet me in the hallway” from our Love, Sex and Fandom special issue

A woman shushing while standing in an elevator. A sign that says "fucking" with an "X" over it hangs above her head.

The Eye’s guide of the worst places to shag on campus

February 14, 2023

it’s pretty likely that you wouldn’t fancy being caught in the middle of badonkadonking by your professors here

illustration of a person in colour on a subway car filled with people in black and white

The Eye’s guide to transit etiquette

January 31, 2023

Whether you’re old or new, travelling for work or school, here are the some things to do

Image on a woman looking concerned at the words on the image reading "TMU sutdents do what?!?"

Which YouTube niche is your destiny?

January 31, 2023

These YouTube channels are just like you, but you just may not have realized it

Two illustrated people on campus wearing backpacks. One looks around 20 while the other looks much much older.

True Story: I encountered a ‘professional student’

January 25, 2023

Think you’ve scammed the system, at least do a cursory Google search to make sure it's foolproof

A girl sits behind the window of a Tim Hortons, looking sad. Surrounded by illustrations of food and drink

Student outraged over sorry excuse of local coffee shop menu

January 24, 2023

“Why can’t we have nice things in Canada?”

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