Fun & Satire Ryerson launches new ‘Downtown Canada’ ad campaign September 29, 2020 Ryerson wanna be Downtown Canada so bad
COVID-19Fun & Satire Students risk it all for reheated food, overpriced beer at Yonge Street Warehouse September 28, 2020 While I genuinely hope everyone is okay, I'm left wondering why anyone was there in the first place
Fun & Satire Lachemi appoints task force to examine all other task forces September 23, 2020 The task force will carry out tasks in addition to tasking tasks to other task forces
Fun & Satire Rye says no cops on campus, unless they’re guarding the Egerton statue September 23, 2020 What a neutral and totally non-threatening place to park some police cars
Fun & Satire The mysterious case of Beans the husky September 17, 2020 The story of a prof who cruelly left his class wondering whether his dog really exists
Fun & Satire Person with custom Zoom background is clearly hiding something, but what? September 17, 2020 From Perry the Platypus to an unsolved Rubik's cube, find out what your peers are hiding behind their Zoom backgrounds
COVID-19Fun & Satire Students day drink, play iMessage beer pong for authentic frosh experience August 29, 2020 If you thought you were missing out on parties at Pitman Hall, think again
COVID-19Fun & Satire Student excited to be going to university at worst time August 25, 2020 Staring at a laptop for months on end is the ideal way to start a university career for this incoming student
COVID-19Fun & Satire Profs who can’t figure out PowerPoint to teach online classes August 25, 2020 Everyone knows that cool people use Google Slides now anyways
COVID-19Fun & Satire Top 10 lesser-known Rye student services available online August 25, 2020 Tuition is the same this year and so is the usefulness of Ryerson's student services
EditorialFun & Satire EIC who led paper through yearlong shitshow finally defeated by shih-poo May 8, 2020 Sarah Krichel’s five-year journey at The Eye comes to a bloody end
Fun & Satire Choose your own adventure: Deliver a message to Ryerson president Mohamed Lachemi April 2, 2020 Choose your own path to success. But can you be the one to deliver the most important message ever?