Fun & Satire That master’s program isn’t looking so bad now, is it? April 8, 2025 TMU grads take on the crashing job market
Fun & Satire The ascent of Marks into fun and satire editor April 8, 2025 Looks like somebody got the lucky promotion!
Fun & Satire Hoity Toity Art Gala attracts TMU’s most cultured April 8, 2025 Student artisans are reinventing what it means to “do art and stuff” at the school’s biggest most expensive event
EditorialFun & Satire Joshua Chang declared dead as a doornail in the 58th annual Eye Games April 8, 2025 In this recap, Capitol Eye Publishing breaks down the deadliest event of the year
Fun & Satire TM-SPEW: Toronto Met’s craziest campus confessions April 1, 2025 Students at TMU tend to say the craziest things, especially online. These are just some of the things that they felt like confessing anonymously…
Fun & Satire Unemployed Planet: A job-need-job world April 1, 2025 Come read an excerpt of Sir Frankie Falconborough’s narration that will feature in The Eyeopener’s new nature docuseries
Fun & Satire Subject: Lachemi is turning 63! March 18, 2025 An invitation to the TMU President’s most extravagant birthday party—this is going to be legendary!
Fun & Satire How I, a man, am doing my part to uplift women during Women’s History Month March 18, 2025 A letter from the desk of a male ally
Fun & Satire TMPOOP: Our comprehensive guide for the anxious stomach-ache haver March 4, 2025 When you gotta go, you gotta go
Fun & Satire Advice Column: Chat, am I cooked? March 4, 2025 Seeking advice? The Overlord has got answers…
Fun & Satire Bold chokes the life out of Horned Owls in three sets February 25, 2025 The fun and satire section performs a Bold attempt at writing a sports recap