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That master’s program isn’t looking so bad now, is it?

TMU grads take on the crashing job market

The ascent of Marks into fun and satire editor

Looks like somebody got the lucky promotion!

A confused woman looks at a blank painting

Hoity Toity Art Gala attracts TMU’s most cultured

Student artisans are reinventing what it means to “do art and stuff” at the school’s biggest most expensive event

An illuminated blue hologram is projected onto the sky of a forest, featuring an image of Eyeopener Editor-in-Chief Joshua Chang

Editorial Fun & Satire

Joshua Chang declared dead as a doornail in the 58th annual Eye Games

In this recap, Capitol Eye Publishing breaks down the deadliest event of the year

Meet your Fall 2025 masthead

Congratulations to the editors of Fall 2025!

A blue cartoon character whispers into the ear of a red one.

TM-SPEW: Toronto Met’s craziest campus confessions

Students at TMU tend to say the craziest things, especially online. These are just some of the things that they felt like confessing anonymously…

An illustration of an inanimate piece of paper walking along a landscape, with people hidden in the bushes waiting to attack it.

Unemployed Planet: A job-need-job world

Come read an excerpt of Sir Frankie Falconborough’s narration that will feature in The Eyeopener’s new nature docuseries

Subject: Lachemi is turning 63!

An invitation to the TMU President’s most extravagant birthday party—this is going to be legendary!

A smug looking man reads a book on feminism.

How I, a man, am doing my part to uplift women during Women’s History Month

A letter from the desk of a male ally

TMPOOP: Our comprehensive guide for the anxious stomach-ache haver

When you gotta go, you gotta go

Advice Column: Chat, am I cooked?

Seeking advice? The Overlord has got answers…

Bold chokes the life out of Horned Owls in three sets

February 25, 2025

The fun and satire section performs a Bold attempt at writing a sports recap

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