Fun & Satire BREAKING: Student writes essay without ChatGPT March 3, 2026 Students stunned around campus as one guy doesn't use AI...
Fun & Satire Frankie goes for the GOLD February 24, 2026 Everyone's favourite bird shoots for GOLD in the 2026 Winter Olympics
Fun & Satire How I made it big without OSAP February 24, 2026 Teach me how to Dougie, teach me, teach me how to Dougie
Fun & Satire Fucking slow TTC subway train fucks up my fucking day February 3, 2026 It's easy to TT-see why these delays are annoying as fuck
Fun & Satire Journalism student beat up on Gould Street after interview request February 3, 2026 With punches swinging, one student pays the price for asking too many questions
Campus News BREAKING: GO train delays left students stalled along several lines February 2, 2026 The transit authority warned of delays of up to two hours on the multiple GO lines
Fun & Satire Student makes totally normal friends on r/TorontoMetU January 27, 2026 As they say, a supportive community is best found on the internet
Fun & Satire This semester’s hottest trend: Academic probation January 27, 2026 Get in loser we're going to our academic probation meeting
Fun & Satire When the O$AP hit$$$$$$$$$$$ January 20, 2026 A second OSAP direct deposit has hit my bank account
Fun & Satire Student returns from hometown after jerking off one million times January 20, 2026 Students can't stop jacking off!!!!
Fun & Satire What I would spend the $1.4 million of mismanaged TMSU funds on January 20, 2026 Spending all your money on me, and spending time on me