Author: Dylan Marks

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An illustration of a student on their laptop, speaking to the screen as an ominous white hand comes out of the screen.

Student makes totally normal friends on r/TorontoMetU

January 27, 2026

As they say, a supportive community is best found on the internet

Photo of a man sitting on a staircase with a cigarette in his mouth, and holding a paper which reads "YOU ARE UNDER ACADEMIC PROBATION" in bold red text.

This semester’s hottest trend: Academic probation

January 27, 2026

Get in loser we're going to our academic probation meeting

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When the O$AP hit$$$$$$$$$$$

January 20, 2026

A second OSAP direct deposit has hit my bank account

An illustration of a student opening the door to their bedroom, with a bandage around their left hand and crotch area.

Student returns from hometown after jerking off one million times

January 20, 2026

Students can't stop jacking off!!!!

What I would spend the $1.4 million of mismanaged TMSU funds on

January 20, 2026

Spending all your money on me, and spending time on me

Illustration of Santa Claus in a sleigh arguing with a police officer. There is a speed camera that reads "Your speed 4.7 million km/h."

Santa Claus voices support of speed camera removals across Ontario

November 25, 2025

Kris Kringle is sick and tired of the speeding tickets

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Frankie got run over by a reindeer

November 25, 2025

...walking home from our house Christmas Eve

Photo of an apartment building with an illustration of Santa Claus in front of it and a train going around it.

BREAKING: New 21-storey workshop to double TMU’s toy output by 2030

November 25, 2025

University building “magical toy shop of wonder and whimsy” according to president

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High on the holiday spirit

November 25, 2025

So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed

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All I want for Christmas is…the Imperial Pub

November 25, 2025

All one student wants this holiday season is to get drunk in a place of history

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I saw Lachemi kissing Santa Claus

November 25, 2025

Catching a sneaky kiss under the mistletoe is on my holiday wishlist

Image of a building with the grinch peeking out of a window from the bottom left side of the frame.

TMU leased space on campus to the Grinch for four years

November 25, 2025

University says renting to the Grinch should not be seen as an endorsement of anti-holiday views