Author: Dylan Marks

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An image of politician Doug Ford with green stars and the symbol for money in his eyes.

How I made it big without OSAP

February 24, 2026

Teach me how to Dougie, teach me, teach me how to Dougie

Someone standing on the TTC platform with their arms out in a confused matter. The board reads, "Service delayed until the end of time" behind them.

Fucking slow TTC subway train fucks up my fucking day

February 3, 2026

It's easy to TT-see why these delays are annoying as fuck

A girl punches a boy holding a microphone outside.

Journalism student beat up on Gould Street after interview request

February 3, 2026

With punches swinging, one student pays the price for asking too many questions

An image of a monitor hanging in the middle of Union Station in Toronto, displaying train times. Most trains are delayed or cancelled.

BREAKING: GO train delays left students stalled along several lines

February 2, 2026

The transit authority warned of delays of up to two hours on the multiple GO lines

An illustration of a student on their laptop, speaking to the screen as an ominous white hand comes out of the screen.

Student makes totally normal friends on r/TorontoMetU

January 27, 2026

As they say, a supportive community is best found on the internet

Photo of a man sitting on a staircase with a cigarette in his mouth, and holding a paper which reads "YOU ARE UNDER ACADEMIC PROBATION" in bold red text.

This semester’s hottest trend: Academic probation

January 27, 2026

Get in loser we're going to our academic probation meeting

Sketches of storyboards, stick people and speech bubbles on a blue background with the word "comics" centred in a bold font.

When the O$AP hit$$$$$$$$$$$

January 20, 2026

A second OSAP direct deposit has hit my bank account

An illustration of a student opening the door to their bedroom, with a bandage around their left hand and crotch area.

Student returns from hometown after jerking off one million times

January 20, 2026

Students can't stop jacking off!!!!

What I would spend the $1.4 million of mismanaged TMSU funds on

January 20, 2026

Spending all your money on me, and spending time on me

Illustration of Santa Claus in a sleigh arguing with a police officer. There is a speed camera that reads "Your speed 4.7 million km/h."

Santa Claus voices support of speed camera removals across Ontario

November 25, 2025

Kris Kringle is sick and tired of the speeding tickets

Sketches of storyboards, stick people and speech bubbles on a blue background with the word "comics" centred in a bold font.

Frankie got run over by a reindeer

November 25, 2025

...walking home from our house Christmas Eve

Photo of an apartment building with an illustration of Santa Claus in front of it and a train going around it.

BREAKING: New 21-storey workshop to double TMU’s toy output by 2030

November 25, 2025

University building “magical toy shop of wonder and whimsy” according to president