Author: Dylan Marks

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A photo illustration of President Mohamed Lachemi on a bicycle, supposedly powering the generators outside of the Victoria Building, however, the cord is not plugged in.

Campus buildings now powered by Lachemi on bicycle after diesel generators malfunction

October 7, 2026

Instead of peddling for student money, Lachemi is pedalling to keep TMU in business

An illustration of a person buying a stapler from a vending machine while two onlookers stand behind them

Student actually buys stapler from school supplies vending machine in SLC

October 7, 2026

A clear sign of the times, showing anyone will do anything nowadays

Image of someone appearing to be distraught, with four textbooks reading out "You're" "going" "to" "FAIL".

First Year Advice: I missed one class. Am I going to fail?

September 29, 2026

Naive first year student asks the age old question

Image of two people looking a screen visibly confused, with the screen reading "Verification code:"

Cyber science students ‘very close’ to figuring out how to use TMU Authenticator

September 29, 2026

Students and faculty are working on decoding the codes

Colourful photo of comic strip with blue falcon in cape, and shirt that says "tmu," flying at the screen saying, "comics!"

Comics Fun & Satire

Waiting in line for the “wait in line” pop-up

September 29, 2026

A photo of a bulldozer on Gould Street at Toronto Metropolitan University.

Buildings TMU plans on tearing down next

September 22, 2026

Say goodbye to boring old landmarks and say hello to big buildings that look like evil lairs

Colourful photo of comic strip with blue falcon in cape, and shirt that says "tmu," flying at the screen saying, "comics!"

Comics Fun & Satire

The Tale of The Lone TMU Station Barrier

September 15, 2026

Look how sad it is :(

A girl sits in her room with a thought bubble above her head showing a graduation cap and a clock.

Is it possible to finish my undergrad four years early?

September 15, 2026

While everyone else has found their people, you’ve found increasingly creative ways to avoid them

Man with classes pointing at a graph on a screen that says "a super official graph that proves that you have ZERO friends."

New study shows everybody has friends and you don’t

September 15, 2026

Making friends is hard, and looking up from your weather app and actually talking to people is harder

Photo of a man wearing glasses with the reflection of the glasses reading: "YOU'VE BEEN WAITLISTED TO THE WAITLIST WAITLIST" "YOU ARE: 6769TH IN LINE".

Student waitlisted for waitlist waitlist

August 18, 2026

Just take a seat, I’ll go ahead and put you on the waitlist to read this story

10 things to do while you wait for the light to change at Gould and Yonge

August 18, 2026

How to spend your time endlessly waiting for that elusive walk sign

A photo illustration of a fake protest in the rain, protesting umbrellas

Anti-umbrella protest at Queen’s Park delayed by rain

Many set to attend also protesting the weather app

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