Dance and sadness student misses burrito, hates roommate
February 7, 2017
Satire: It was during her lunch break that Inger noticed her burrito, Maurice, was missing
Author: Andrea Josic
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EYErant: the Shrek soundtrack
February 7, 2017
Satire: Many of you probably haven't watched Shrek recently... but you should
EYEvestigation: Ryerson’s secret marco polo team
February 6, 2017
Satire: Walking through Kerr Hall late last Thursday night, intrepid Eye reporter Smith Johnson stumbled across Ryerson’s second-best kept secret: the pool in the RAC
Ryerson hires YTV star as new Zone ambassador
February 5, 2017
Satire: Carlos is still hot and is coming to a zone near you.
Rye teachers read their student reviews at fundraiser event
February 4, 2017
Satire: Professors are rejoicing after a small fundraising event that involved professors reading their own ratemyprofessors reviews out loud raised over $100,000 for their pension plan funds in less than five hours
Thoughts I have during my waxing appointment
February 3, 2017
Walking into a waxing parlour is something akin to giving an order for your own torture, and financing it
Thousands of people are reading our fun stories, thinking they’re real. Why?
January 31, 2017
You don’t read the news to find lies, you read it for the truth. The cold hard facts, not the “alternative facts”
Guide: How to cut your shit friends out of your life
January 31, 2017
Please do not use actual scissors. That was just a saying. You know, like a joke? Forget it, just read the list
EYErant: annoying people who eat loudly in class
January 31, 2017
Chewing is a mouth-closed activity
Ryerson’s House Elves are on strike
January 30, 2017
On-campus eateries at Ryerson University are being forced to close their doors after the house elves that run them move to strike
Post-break syndrome plagues Ryerson students
January 27, 2017
“Essentially, our research found that students, though physically present at Ryerson, had their minds stuck in this almost parallel universe that we dubbed ‘la-la land’"
Ryerson students create fake snow to ease winter sadness
January 26, 2017
“We’re halfway through January and there is no snow on the ground! I should be building snowmen, making snow angels and throwing snowballs at people”
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