Fun & SatireThe 9 to 5 Issue Customer wall of fame October 29, 2024 A collection of employee testimonies from TMU students
Fun & SatireThe 9 to 5 Issue Five things my boss does to show me they love me October 29, 2024 They seem to really care!
Fun & SatireThe 9 to 5 Issue POV: Thanksgiving dinner with my work family October 29, 2024 My personal account of spending the Thanksgiving meal with my incredibly…unique…“work family”
Fun & Satire Midterm exams shockingly not disrupted by zombie outbreak October 22, 2024 Students are panicking for their lives after zombies were spotted in Kerr Hall Quad earlier this week
Fun & Satire Eyevestigation: Vampires don’t teach sociology October 22, 2024 An Eyevestigation into the dark sorcery behind TMU’s professors
Fun & Satire Putting the ‘reading’ in your reading week horoscopes October 8, 2024 The astrological library is open, and the stars are telling you what’s in store during your week off.
Fun & Satire Egg Man spotted on campus eating bananas October 8, 2024 Students gathered around Lake Devo to watch a first-year in an egg costume eat bananas
Fun & Satire Frankie pardons the first turkey of Thanksgiving October 8, 2024 TMU Bold mascot Frankie the Falcon hatches new ‘bird-mance’ with Gary the Turkey
Fun & Satire Beloved Bold mascot detained for public brawl with local pigeon population October 1, 2024 Avian violence broke out on campus yesterday over a discarded whiskey chicken wrap
Fun & Satire Hot to go: quick ‘n easy breakfast options for TMU students September 24, 2024 While slightly unorthodox, these breakfast hacks will save you both time and money!
Fun & Satire TMU welcomes the Duolingo owl to languages faculty September 24, 2024 But is this campus big enough for two birds?
Fun & Satire TMU students find new and creative ways to ‘lock in’ for the school year September 17, 2024 Students are turning to extreme study methods in the name of academics