Fun & SatireThe Darkest Timeline
RSU becomes victim of cancel culture through student choice initiative
October 8, 2019
The RSU loves student money, who knew?
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Good vibes despite planetary existential crisis
October 8, 2019
We’ve comprised a list of totally valid and 100 per cent effective ways to turn that anxiety-induced resting bitch-frown upside down.
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Alternate universe without climate crisis discovered
October 8, 2019
Universe 95 gives us a peek into a world where the climate crisis isn’t threatening the Earth’s very existence.
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The rise of eco-anxiety
October 8, 2019
“It gets to a point where you feel like you can’t do anything because there’s too much to do"
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Creative freelancer runs out of personal narratives to profit off of
October 8, 2019
Moon has banked on her traumatic experiences to pay her bills. But she’s run into a new problem: she has no more emotional trauma to exploit in her work.
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Budget cuts fuck newspaper, two editors left
October 8, 2019
“Honestly I’m not surprised it’s come to this,” said current Editor-in-Chief, Arts and Culture, Sports, Community, Features, Media and Photo Editor, Haras Lehcirk.
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The Darkest Timeline: I can’t believe it’s not better
October 8, 2019
I combined satire and reported stories in order to prove to you that we truly are in The Darkest Timeline glitch
Advice for students who never get called on in class
October 1, 2019
Real ass answers for real ass questions
Turns out changing your personality is harder than it seems
October 1, 2019
The chronicles of taking the Myers-Briggs test and the ultimate lack of self-discovery
Student chooses to wait for SLC elevator, loses everything
October 1, 2019
The SLC elevators have taken so much from so many of us
Search for the one-legged pigeon continues
September 29, 2019
Please come back one-legged pigeon, you are a beak of light in these dark times
VSCO girls: A thrilling, in-depth investigation
September 24, 2019
Sksksksksksksksksk, and I oop, and I oop
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