Category: Fun & Satire

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COVID-19 Fun & Satire

Rye faculty and students leave campus amidst COVID-19, discover alternate universe

“Sometimes we’d sing ‘Row row row your boat’ twice or Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I Will Survive’ at the top of our lungs in the quad”

Student finds fame after singing at Oakham Café open mic

Have you ever walked past a poster advertising the Oakham Café open mic and thought about getting up on that stage?

Job application tab closed after three months, student finally feels peace

Happy job hunting season, Rye <3

Ryerson to give out free weed as distraction from student government issues

Plants are cross-bred at Ryerson’s Fat Blunt Innovation Zone

Bed bugs reported using the Ryerson library to actually read

February 27, 2020

They’re not trying to bother anyone, they just want to get an education...and an occasional nibble, as a treat

Local man loves playing devil’s advocate, asks about lack of white history month

February 25, 2020

Rye student just knows leftists ‘lack steeliness’ to ask hard-hitting questions

Straight woman definitely an ally, obsessed with RuPaul’s Drag Race, gay culture

February 25, 2020

How can the straight woman be complicit in homophobia when she’s obsessed with drag and gay culture?

Ryerson boy on Tinder wants you to know he’s a feminist

February 13, 2020

He's not like the other boys, he reads Roxane Gay and wears eyeliner

Let your partner know you hate them with these Valentine’s Day gifts

February 13, 2020

Here's a list of things to get them if you don't know how to end things

Epidemic of students signing souls away for free stuff

February 4, 2020

What happened next will SHOCK you

Exchange immerses students in “life-changing experience,” alcohol

January 30, 2020

During every conversation, make sure you always bring up the fact that you spent a semester abroad in Europe

Bell reports huge success, increased brand recognition following Bell Let’s Talk

January 29, 2020

How about Bell Let's Not

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