Meet your fall 2019 masthead
March 29, 2019
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Category: Fun & Satire
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Father tells story of meeting wife at protest against OSAP cuts
March 26, 2019
Sure, I should have been focused on the whole protesting against the OSAP funding cuts/general attack on student services
Percy Jackson and the off-key thief
March 26, 2019
We sent two editors to see The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical in Toronto and we might have broken them in the process
Summer working that won’t be a blast…
March 26, 2019
Here are the 10 jobs you don’t want to do if you value your remaining sanity
Karl Marx found alive in RSU office
March 20, 2019
“As long as communism is alive, I’m alive” said Marx, looking remarkably good for his age
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Proving how unathletic we all are
March 20, 2019
Having an average human being compete will greatly increase the time of each event
White couple disconnected from politics enough to argue about it and maintain relationship
March 19, 2019
“Yah, me and Jess disagree all the time. It’s nice to challenge opinions in a relationship, it’s not like I love Jess any less"
Podcasts you will really not want to fucking listen to
March 5, 2019
Whenever they’d introduce themselves, leave a conversation, be asked what they do for a living or needed to boost their social media bios, there was that phrase; “I have a podcast.”
Mother Nature fucks all of us
February 26, 2019
Mother Nature, regardless of the season, screws all of us over again, again and again without regret. But we like it
RSU team elected on promise to commit blue-collar crimes
February 26, 2019
Incoming RSU president stands by the belief that got him elected: Students can save money through grand theft auto and similar crimes
Ryerson commuter complains about transit a record 207 times in one day
February 5, 2019
“My boyfriend broke up with me after I told him to f#%k me harder than the line one shuttle bus that makes me late for my bio lab”
Political parties vying for RSU happy that the bar couldn’t be lower
February 5, 2019
One party even admitted to already entertaining “we won’t fuck you over as hard as Unify did,” as their running slogan
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