Category: Fun & Satire

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Ted Rogers School of Management declares its independence

October 24, 2017

TedRexit, as it’s now called, passed overwhelmingly with 60 to 30 per cent of the votes on Friday. To be fair, 10 per cent of voters admitted they thought it was a joke

How to train your boyfriend

October 23, 2017

Change your boyfriend into the man you’ve always wanted with these simple tips

Levitating, narcoleptic student zombies are taking over campus

October 17, 2017

Ryerson University police regret to inform you that an epidemic is spreading across campus, having claimed its first victim yesterday

People are having to go back to school. Illustration: Camila Kukulski

What to put in your backpack

October 13, 2017

Here’s a handy guide to let you know what to toss in that thing you strap to your body and lug about campus

Frankie Muniz’s 5 Tips for Attaining Success

October 8, 2017

Trying to achieve your goals can be an uphill battle, and nobody understands the struggle better than actor Frankie Muniz

An innovative solution to the SLC elevator crisis

October 7, 2017

Ryerson engineering students are proposing a project called "Out the Window" that promises to make SLC elevators an outdated version of travelling up and down the building

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Editorial: It’s not easy being tall

October 3, 2017

The fact is, the passive risks of being an unnaturally tall person at this institution, like so many public places around the country, often outweigh the advantages of being able to reach the top shelves

What a vegan. ANNIE ARNONE | EYERSONIAN

Fun & Satire The Eyersonian

I’m sort of, kind of vegan

October 3, 2017

“I like cheese too much. It was also just too much effort to look at ingredients every time I wanted a bag of chips. I’m like, 68 per cent vegan as of right now, though"

Rats! SARAH KRICHEL | EYERSONIAN

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Rats back on campus

October 3, 2017

Ryerson University’s campus has seen an influx* (*big word for more) of rats on campus this year than ever before. In fact, there are 30 per cent more rats hanging around than last year

Fun & Satire The Eyersonian

Millennials are ruining the racist statue industry

October 3, 2017

And with the likes of Robert E. Lee, Edward Cornwallis and Roger B. Taney down for the count, one thing is certain: It’s been a very bad, bad year for racist statues

The RSU is chill. ALANNA RIZZA, SARAH KRICHEL | EYERSONIAN

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RSU hits all-time high approval rating

October 3, 2017

According to an Ipsos poll, the RSU is currently at a 90 per cent approval rating—the highest it’s ever been. The survey also noted that the union was doing exceptionally well with transparency, allocating funds to in-need departments and allowing marginalized people on the board to speak at meetings

This gallery is closed. CAMILA KUKULSKI | EYERSONIAN

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A gallery was open, but now it’s not

October 3, 2017

This is indeed very old news, as the gallery closed on June 23, and will never return to Canada ever again. Like, ever. That’s such a bummer!!!

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