60 Second News Updates with Robert Mackenzie
November 17, 2015
The Eyeopener's Robert Mackenzie attempts to bring you this weeks 100 per cent accurate news in a minute.
Category: Fun & Satire
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The Eyeopener Elections Winter 2015
November 17, 2015
The Eyeopener winter election extrava-palooza™
UPDATED: Fun editor dethroned from EIC
November 13, 2015
The new Eyeopener ruler has been toppled
Meet Stacey Stewart’s hamster foot
November 10, 2015
When you attend one of Stacey Stewart’s lectures, there’s a chance you may learn something new — but you’re guaranteed to see something new.
Funvertisement
November 10, 2015
Timeless treasures, childhood memories, affordable prices. I’m Baguelle Swinson, and I am proud to introduce my new store Contemporary Antique.
Discrepancy found in FUNding
November 10, 2015
The fun section has fallen into financial ruin.
A guide to eating superfoods
November 10, 2015
Being healthy is hard, because healthy food is disgusting.
Racist Disney on Ice coming to Ryerson
November 3, 2015
Catch King Louie, Sebastian the crab, Jim Crow and Jasmine at the Mattamy Athletic Centre this week
Funvertisement: Nico Nidwanski
November 3, 2015
While most humans can only use 10 per cent of their brain, Nico Nidwanski can use 12
A Q&A with Casey Silver
November 3, 2015
This week, The Eyeopener sat down for an exclusive interview with Hollywood producer Casey Silver
Halloween drink of the week: Zombie
October 31, 2015
Welcome to drink of the week, where every week… we drink.
Funvertisement: The Keyhive! On Yonge.
October 27, 2015
Buzz on in to The Keyhive! On Yonge to fill all of your key needs!
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