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RYE ALUM NABS SECOND PLACE IN WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

The smell of water soaked cotton was already thick in the air as Alex Higgins took the stage in the final round of the first annual wet t-shirt contest.

RYERSON’S NOT SO FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD

By Jack Lug and Andy Moog “Special” to the Dryersonian That glass bridge linking Kerr Hall to the Rogers’ Communication Centre Wow. People! Throw your Timmy’s cups in the trash, not in the beautiful glass hallway! It’s glass and pristine for a reason — it needs to stay that way! Dryersonian staff ensured that no […]

STUDENTS DEMAND ROOM FOR MASTURBATION

Hundreds of students sign petition to show that they're not jerking around.

RYE PROF HAS IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY

In a Dryersonian exclusive, a Ryerson professor has revealed that he has some ground-breaking information to share.

VOTE OVER NEW TABLES IN CAMPUS CENTRE CONFIRMED, SAYS RYERSON

Students sat in lineups yesterday to choose the future of table design at Pitman Hall just in time to save the university from bankruptcy.

PIGEON SHIT HITS THE FAN DUE TO LACK OF SPHINCTER

They can be seen perched precipitously above university buildings and students, cooing in dark nooks and alcoves, flying in echelon above our heads and sometimes pancaked on Gould Street.

TUITION IS HIGH, NORA’S A BITCH

Last week, Amber Parker wasn’t sure if she could afford a trip to the Dominican Republic at the end of the school year.

FACING OFF WITH HATE

Notorious German leader stands by racist comments.

AN IN-DEPTH EXCLUSIVE

October 18, 2006

This Week’s Topics: Philosophy and Canadian Politics In recent months, great debate has arisen over Canada’s role in the Middle East. If you were the Prime Minister, what position would you take on Afghanistan’s opium trade, considering its role within the Afghani economic infrastructure?

SOCK IT TO ME

The role of any newspaper is to serve the greater good.

CELEBS THINK I’M COOL, REALLY

And so celeb life goes!

ROAD TEST: 2010 PONTIAC HORSE SE

Pontiac has unveiled the new Horse, an entry-level vehicle available in showrooms next week as a 2010 model.

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