BREAKING: Eyeopener writer looking for sources in Facebook group
November 20, 2020
This is something we have never done before
Category: Fun & Satire
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Ryerson students struggling to stunt their fits on Zoom
November 19, 2020
Drip too hard don't stand too close (to the laptop camera)
Ryerson student accidentally becomes world’s fastest typist
November 10, 2020
Who needs to retain information when you can watch your lectures at two times speed and have more time for gaming instead?
Students react to Ryerson lifting Kerr Hall Quad smoking ban
November 10, 2020
Rules were made to be broken. Well, at least this one was
VIDEO: Bad Student
November 9, 2020
“The world has crumbled and so have I.” Watch Poopsmear Padmore as he declassifies his survival tips for the semester! Read more at https://everythingisnotfine.theeyeopener.com/ Produced By: Connor Thomas Filmed By: Ashly Batista Edited By: Emilie Collins Graphics By: Connor Thomas Special Thanks: Clifton Cockburn
Biden, Trump neck and neck in key battleground state of Ryerson Campus
November 4, 2020
KEY RACE ALERT: It's too close to call
VIDEO: Student Finds COVID 19 Vaccine in Time Spent not Commuting to Class
November 3, 2020
Without having to commute at ridiculous hours, Onda Treighn was able to find a Covid Vaccine. Read the full article at https://everythingisnotfine.theeyeope… Graphics by: Francis Hummarang Narration by: Brianna Roett Words by: Alexandra Holyk Produced by: Connor Thomas, Zachary Roman, Catherine Abes
Ryerson rapper finally blows up after dropping Soundcloud in Zoom chat
October 20, 2020
J-Pott$ is the next big thing y'all
Out-of-province students fighting against bagged milk fetishes
October 20, 2020
Milk bag feel like boob?
Yes, it’s true, I have WAP (written academic papers)
October 20, 2020
Inspired by her Aunt Meg, this student is following in the footsteps of WAP legends
Ryerson Surfing Club ‘super stoked’ about upcoming second wave
October 6, 2020
It’s gonna be pretty freakin’ radical dude, I am fired up beyond belief, just so ready to send it, it’s gonna be tubular dude
Exclusive: 3 leaked first drafts of Ryerson PR statements
October 6, 2020
We read between the lines to find out what Ryerson really means when they publish a vague PR statement
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