A letter to you, from fun editors old and new
April 4, 2017
Well, it’s been a slice. By the way, it’s me, Skyler, your local fun editor for the last year and a half. We’ve been through a lot together
Category: Fun & Satire
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Kerr Hall will be a hay bale maze this summer
April 2, 2017
Satire: Lachemi and the board were considering putting various buildings on campus up for rent on Airbnb, but the idea of a hay bale maze made more sense to them
Wearing a blanket will protect you from harm, student group insists
April 1, 2017
Members of the My Blanket Protects me from Evil Creatures (MBPEC) club conducted a poll of almost 3,000 students
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App of the Week: Default calculator
April 1, 2017
Igs Magnum is someone who maths for a living. Here’s what he had to say about the app: “A solid six out of 10, or three out of five. It’s important to reduce your fractions. You should always reduce your fractions”
MEET YOUR FALL 2017 MASTHEAD
March 31, 2017
Congratulations to our Fall 2017 Eyeopener masthead!
Girl outraged after spending $10 on crappy soup
March 28, 2017
After spending an “exorbitant amount of money” on some very sub-par soup, I decided to have a sit-down interview with myself
Ryerson’s new celeb chef can cook semi-edible Chinese-Italian food
March 28, 2017
As the noodles were cooking, Johns got a light carbonara sauce going, and things got, “a little spicy! That’s all I’m going to say”
Girl wears nothing but same pair of pajamas for two years
March 25, 2017
“My mom isn’t really a fan of this whole thing, but my dad thinks it’s pretty great”
In memory of one dynamite fish, Bob
March 22, 2017
An ode to Bob, the gold fish, who passed away just before Nowruz and left a fish-shaped shadow on our celebration
A university egg hunt is afoot, thanks to President Lachemi
March 21, 2017
“I woke up feeling all warm and fuzzy, like I always do when I think of my good pal Shel, and I just thought I would try and share that feeling with all of Ryerson”
How to deal with annoying people at the gym
March 19, 2017
Because you're better than other people, even when you're gross and sweaty
Drinkable miracle microchips will help you pass your midterms
March 16, 2017
Satire: the “drinkable course microchips” have been a blessing to students ever since they got on the market, but professors are not so content
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