How to be an adult
February 2, 2016
Being an adult is scary and exhilarating. There’s nobody there to tell you not to eat cereal for every meal, not to jump on the couch and to put on some real clothes you useless slob!
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Lindsay’s Advice: Lecture etiquette
January 31, 2016
As we begin to move into the new school semester and back into a routine, some people have forgotten how to act in a lecture.
The Snell of success
January 27, 2016
After months of Ryerson gigs, comedian Rocky Snell is gaining international recognition.
Photo: Robert Mackenzie
What a dunce
January 27, 2016
An investigation has revealed that Isaac Curmudgeon, associate professor in the history department at Ryerson, has been inflicting 19th Century forms of punishment on his students.
The best washrooms on campus
January 26, 2016
Having to use a washroom on campus is never a positive experience, but you'll eventually have to. So when the day does come, here are the best washrooms on campus to do your thing.
Lindsay’s Advice: Holiday Belly Blues
January 24, 2016
Lindsay Christopher provides some advice for anyone who ate a little too much over the holidays.
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January 21, 2016
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Studies find colouring books increase adult stress levels
January 19, 2016
Were you one of many adults to get a “stress-reducing” colouring book this holiday season? Think twice before you sharpen your pencils, experts warn. Studies have found adult colouring books that promise to lower your stress levels are actually doing the opposite.
Horoscopes
January 19, 2016
Your weekly horoscope brought to you by Fun Editor Skyler Ash.
A Post card to my sanity
December 3, 2015
Dear Sanity...
Mackenzie resigns as fun editor
December 1, 2015
Robert Mackenzie has resigned as The Eyeopener’s fun editor after a month-long Funvestigation brought his embezzlement scheme to light.
60 second news update attempted by Robert Mackenzie
November 28, 2015
Fun Editor Robert Mackenzie attempts to bring you each weeks news in a minute... or less... far less...
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