Fun & Satire EYErant: annoying people who eat loudly in class January 31, 2017 Chewing is a mouth-closed activity
Fun & Satire Ryerson’s House Elves are on strike January 30, 2017 On-campus eateries at Ryerson University are being forced to close their doors after the house elves that run them move to strike
Fun & Satire Post-break syndrome plagues Ryerson students January 27, 2017 “Essentially, our research found that students, though physically present at Ryerson, had their minds stuck in this almost parallel universe that we dubbed ‘la-la land’"
Fun & Satire Ryerson students create fake snow to ease winter sadness January 26, 2017 “We’re halfway through January and there is no snow on the ground! I should be building snowmen, making snow angels and throwing snowballs at people”
Fun & Satire How does a Monopoly game break up best friends? January 24, 2017 “Sometimes you just can’t go back. You just can’t”
Fun & Satire Ryerson soon to get a “rad” tunnel system January 24, 2017 Students are encouraged to share their thoughts on the tunnel on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram by using the hashtag “#RyeTunnel”
Fun & Satire Meryl Streep calls out RSU member in speech January 20, 2017 Ryerson University students were rejoiced to finally have Meryl Streep confirm what they’ve known all along
Fun & Satire Dear Zac: advice on love and commuting January 20, 2017 The best advice this side of Gould Street
Fun & Satire Ryerson student drops out of school to pursue true dreams January 17, 2017 He says he was inspired by Steve Jobs, LeBron James and Albert Einstein
Fun & Satire EYEvestigation: The case of the missing trailmix January 17, 2017 Ryerson security are on the case, but the nuts and berries are still not to be found
Fun & Satire Breaking: Mohamed Lachemi says he will pay for Ryerson students’ 6 Fest refunds January 14, 2017 He is the real 6 God
Fun & Satire Ask Yustin: Happy New Year December 30, 2016 Indie film super star Yustin Yandler gives you the low down on how to make 2017 your best year yet!