Category: Fun & Satire

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A man who isn’t afraid to own his emotions. PHOTO: Jake Scott

How to have a good, long cry

It’s important to be good at crying, because if you’re an emotional wreck like me, you’ll spend a lot of time weeping dramatically.

Reality check

If you’re one of those iPhone-swindling, Starbucks-sipping, Gucci-bag-owning sons-of-lawyers, then you need to sit back and re-evaluate your life.

Voices of Toronto

We ask Torontonians what they think of Chipotle's Norovirus outbreak.

How to have a good time

Hate people, but still want to have fun? Here are some surefire ways to help you get there!

The web of horror

There is nothing like the intense and isolated midterm schedule that demands absolute vigilance and concentration to slowly unravel your confidence in everything.

Lindsay’s Advice: Winter blues

If the winter blues are getting to you and you don’t know what to do to pass the time, I’ve got the perfect five step plan for the rest of winter.

I’ll call him, maybe…

A girl is homeless after her roommates kicked her out for playing the same song on repeat for 34 days.

Funvertisement: Willhelm Tungsten

My name is Willhelm Tungsten. You probably don’t know me, but I bet you know my father, Burkhart Tungsten, who is of course famous for discovering the element tungsten.

Cut the string mother%$#@er

Let’s get real, the “we’re just friends” routine is tired and is secretly code for “they’re never gonna get a taste of my sweet nectar.” I am officially calling bullshit on this defence.

It’s a Disease

Don’t want to go to the nursing home and pick up grandma for a day at the Eaton Centre looking for visors and socks? You may be suffering from procrastination!

Ryerson launches new Zone Zone

Following the success of Ryerson’s various zones, such as the Fashion Zone and the Biomedical Zone, Zone Learning has launched the Zone Zone, a zone dedicated to creating new zones.

The Grinch who stole after Christmas

There's a criminal among us and the culprit is who?

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