Category: Fun & Satire

Page 53/76

Funvertisement: Willhelm Tungsten

My name is Willhelm Tungsten. You probably don’t know me, but I bet you know my father, Burkhart Tungsten, who is of course famous for discovering the element tungsten.

Cut the string mother%$#@er

Let’s get real, the “we’re just friends” routine is tired and is secretly code for “they’re never gonna get a taste of my sweet nectar.” I am officially calling bullshit on this defence.

It’s a Disease

Don’t want to go to the nursing home and pick up grandma for a day at the Eaton Centre looking for visors and socks? You may be suffering from procrastination!

Ryerson launches new Zone Zone

Following the success of Ryerson’s various zones, such as the Fashion Zone and the Biomedical Zone, Zone Learning has launched the Zone Zone, a zone dedicated to creating new zones.

The Grinch who stole after Christmas

There's a criminal among us and the culprit is who?

The commuters’ guide to avoiding weirdos

Here are four golden rules to staying weirdo free on your agonizing trek to school!

Lindsay’s Advice: What to do if you fail a test

February 28, 2016

Nobody likes midterms and nobody likes failing them either. However, if you do fail we've got you covered with some advice on coping with a failing grade.

Letters to the fun editor

February 24, 2016

Our fun editor responds to a letter from a concerned reader.

Wine solves all problems

February 24, 2016

A recent study by Totally Real Health Canada [TRHC] found that drinking a glass of wine a day helped make life way better.

Funvertisement: Riley’s Ways

February 23, 2016

Our funvertiser is offering a book full of great tips to save money!

Funvertisers offering special discounts on sexual Paraphernalia

February 15, 2016

In honour of The Eyeopener’s Love, Sex & Gender issue, Enzo Malone’s Love Factory will be offering a special discount on all sexual paraphernalia!

Geeks glitch out at Nerd-a-thon

February 14, 2016

After a fourth-year computer science student won Ryerson’s first ever Nerd-a-thon, other competitors rallied in anger, throwing around and breaking each other’s laptops.

...

...