The commuters’ guide to avoiding weirdos
March 1, 2016
Here are four golden rules to staying weirdo free on your agonizing trek to school!
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Lindsay’s Advice: What to do if you fail a test
February 28, 2016
Nobody likes midterms and nobody likes failing them either. However, if you do fail we've got you covered with some advice on coping with a failing grade.
Letters to the fun editor
February 24, 2016
Our fun editor responds to a letter from a concerned reader.
Wine solves all problems
February 24, 2016
A recent study by Totally Real Health Canada [TRHC] found that drinking a glass of wine a day helped make life way better.
Funvertisement: Riley’s Ways
February 23, 2016
Our funvertiser is offering a book full of great tips to save money!
Funvertisers offering special discounts on sexual Paraphernalia
February 15, 2016
In honour of The Eyeopener’s Love, Sex & Gender issue, Enzo Malone’s Love Factory will be offering a special discount on all sexual paraphernalia!
Geeks glitch out at Nerd-a-thon
February 14, 2016
After a fourth-year computer science student won Ryerson’s first ever Nerd-a-thon, other competitors rallied in anger, throwing around and breaking each other’s laptops.
Lindsay’s Advice: Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2016
Love is in the air this week because of Valentine’s Day. And if you’re one of the sad, lonely people who don’t have a date tonight, we have plenty of tips to help you win your crush’s heart.
Buttman V.S. Superhungman
February 11, 2016
'I know you made a god bleed, but can you make one cum?'
The mayonnaise effect
February 9, 2016
What do sandwiches and relationships have in common? They can both be enhanced with a little bit of mayonnaise.
How to be sexy
February 9, 2016
Being sexy is hard, so here are six ways to spice up your sex appeal!
Love is on the air
February 9, 2016
A sexy playlist for all those fun, sexy times!
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