Fun & Satire Horoscopes January 19, 2016 Your weekly horoscope brought to you by Fun Editor Skyler Ash.
Fun & Satire Mackenzie resigns as fun editor December 1, 2015 Robert Mackenzie has resigned as The Eyeopener’s fun editor after a month-long Funvestigation brought his embezzlement scheme to light.
Fun & SatireMultimedia 60 second news update attempted by Robert Mackenzie November 28, 2015 Fun Editor Robert Mackenzie attempts to bring you each weeks news in a minute... or less... far less...
All Meet your Winter 2016 masthead November 27, 2015 The results are in. Congratulations to our new editors!
Fun & Satire Saturday morning cartoons November 27, 2015 Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, where each week we highlight the work from our many talented artists.
Fun & Satire The Pros and Cons of Commuting November 25, 2015 Don’t ever complain about your 10 minute walk to Eric Palin Hall!
Fun & Satire Funvertisement: Ralph Pork November 24, 2015 It is getting colder outside and that can mean only one thing… it’s time to put on those shoes!
Fun & Satire ‘He’s just not funny anymore’ November 24, 2015 The public is looking to oust Robert Mackenzie in wake of recent allegations
Fun & Satire Maintaining your personal space 101 November 17, 2015 Never let people get in your personal bubble ever again
Fun & Satire Source: “Mackenzie stole fun profits” November 17, 2015 A source has claimed that fun editor Robert Mackenzie was directly involved in an embezzlement scheme of Funvertisement revenue
Fun & Satire Funvertisement: Fartoosh Family Laundry November 17, 2015 Frankie Fartoosh and his beautiful wife Fiona will do your laundry from the comfort of their apartment, as long as you wait outside