Sheldon Levy hurt my feelings
October 27, 2015
The Eyeopener’s fun editor Robert Mackenzie seeks an apology from Ryerson's president
Category: Fun & Satire
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The world’s six greatest discoveries
October 26, 2015
Six things that make life infinitely better
Mockumentary: The Tale of the Tailless Squirrel
October 22, 2015
Where has Ryerson University's famous tailless squirrel gone?
Is Harper a robot? Video captured by Rye student could have the answer
October 8, 2015
A Ryerson student was attacked and hospitalized an hour after uploading a video that appears to show Stephen Harper inserting AAA batteries into his abdomen
Things to think about while you wait
October 6, 2015
Humans spend a large amount of their lives waiting.
Funvertisement: Brace Yourself
October 6, 2015
My name is Tommy Thuglas and I’m one of the freshest voices in the game.
Professor hires warm-up comic
October 6, 2015
Local comedian Rocky Snell will perform a 10-minute stand-up set at the beginning of lectures
Overheard on the TTC
October 5, 2015
The TTC is a breeding ground for unusual conversations
Mastering the art of pathological lying
September 29, 2015
One-upping 101
Funvertisement: Tanner Pubes, street drummer
September 29, 2015
It's your boy Tanner Pubes dropping some sick drum beats
Explaining water on Mars in gifs
September 28, 2015
NASA is one step closer to finding aliens.
Funvertisement: Enzo Malone’s Love Factory
September 22, 2015
Come on down to Enzo Malone’s Love Factory
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