Category: Fun & Satire

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Sextuplets coming to Ryerson

August 25, 2015

Expect to see some familiar faces around campus this year

RSU v. Peas battle. Photo by AlexDownham

RSU v. Peas battle

By Robert Mackenzie The Ryerson Students’ Union (RSU) and the Freeze the Peas student rally group settled some “beef” this weekend. Usually the word beef refers to the meat that comes from a cow, but in some cases — like this one — beef is used as a synonym for a conflict or […]

Study: Catcalling very effective

A study by the Canadian Ladies’ Man Coalition (CLMC) found that the words “baby,” “princess” and “sweet cheeks” have a 99.99 per cent success rate at getting a woman’s attention.

Editor-in-Chief ripped to bloody shreds

Beloved Editor-in-Chief Mo “Mosie DiManno” Omar was torn limb from limb during a riot on Gould Street on April 8. Police have detained an editor from the rival campus paper, The Ryersonian.

Ryersonian sold to Eyeopener, journalism chair announces

School of Journalism agrees to Eyeopener's offer

New MacBook is clearly cool

“Our new product is all about trust. You need to believe that it’s there in front of you. Only when that trust is established will the product function optimally,” says Apple CEO

Pigeons in high places, jail cells

A Ryerson pigeon has been arrested for roof-topping, according to Toronto Police.

Sunshine List and commercial bouncy castles

More than 1,000 Ryerson University employees made a salary of at least $100,000 in 2014.

8 dog GIFs to squeal over

They're not cats, but here's some cuteness

Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man comeback

It’s been almost eight years since Tobey Maguire flew around New York City shooting spider webs, and now he’s attempting a comeback.

Slang terms you left behind in high school/middle school

Here's a hall of fame for all the terrible, terrible words that were once commonly used in high school/middle school.

Levy to stay, tearfully

“And the winner is… none other than Levy himself!"

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