Category: Fun & Satire

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Study: Catcalling very effective

A study by the Canadian Ladies’ Man Coalition (CLMC) found that the words “baby,” “princess” and “sweet cheeks” have a 99.99 per cent success rate at getting a woman’s attention.

Editor-in-Chief ripped to bloody shreds

Beloved Editor-in-Chief Mo “Mosie DiManno” Omar was torn limb from limb during a riot on Gould Street on April 8. Police have detained an editor from the rival campus paper, The Ryersonian.

Ryersonian sold to Eyeopener, journalism chair announces

School of Journalism agrees to Eyeopener's offer

New MacBook is clearly cool

“Our new product is all about trust. You need to believe that it’s there in front of you. Only when that trust is established will the product function optimally,” says Apple CEO

Pigeons in high places, jail cells

A Ryerson pigeon has been arrested for roof-topping, according to Toronto Police.

Sunshine List and commercial bouncy castles

More than 1,000 Ryerson University employees made a salary of at least $100,000 in 2014.

8 dog GIFs to squeal over

They're not cats, but here's some cuteness

Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man comeback

It’s been almost eight years since Tobey Maguire flew around New York City shooting spider webs, and now he’s attempting a comeback.

Slang terms you left behind in high school/middle school

Here's a hall of fame for all the terrible, terrible words that were once commonly used in high school/middle school.

Levy to stay, tearfully

“And the winner is… none other than Levy himself!"

Censorship: a love story

Shocking love letter from Harper to Bush surfaces

People of Ryerson: Matt Carnivora

Carnivora had a nice childhood, raised on a wheat farm by his human mother, Chelsea. His father was a hyena and died when Carnivora was 10 years old.

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