#SheldonHeavy2012
March 29, 2012
Create a meme based on everyones favourite Ryerson president and hip hop sensation
Category: Fun & Satire
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Eyeopener Parody Issue: Master (rap) plans and bathtub breweries
March 20, 2012
Do you like flat-brim hats? Do you like Sheldon Levy?* Well both those things combine this year in the most explosive Eyeopener Parody Issue ever
Saskatchewan-bound sisters saved!
January 25, 2012
Suraj Singh cements his place in the hearts of the public
Comics!!!
September 19, 2011
Funnies of the week from September 14th-20th (also a cute Corgi) [imagebrowser id=12]
Roomies 101: The good, the bad and the naked
September 5, 2011
It’s not very likely that your randomly matched roommate is going to become your very best friend, so here are some ways to deal with the worst possible situations
Communal Bathroom Etiquette
September 3, 2011
How to not get killed by your fellow rez mates
Frosh: Get in touch with your campus
August 23, 2011
Looking to get lucky Ryerson? If sex on campus is on your to-do list, here are our favourite spots to get down and dirty
Frosh: Leave your self respect at the door
August 23, 2011
Associate news editor Carolyn Turgeon helps you focus on having a sick rez room, a socially inept roommate and a week you’ll never remember
Frosh: Sheldon for dummies
August 23, 2011
He’s the man behind the master plan. The head honcho and invisible hand behind every decision that will be made for you over the next four years. So what’s he all about?
Video: How a keg is made
January 31, 2011
There’s still a chance to enter to win a Super Sunday Steam Whistle keg party. To show you what you could win, we visited the Steam Whistle brewery to see how their kegs are made. Gordon McCaffrey of Steam Whistle’s home delivery department shows you the production process. Check here to find out how to […]
Pics with St. Nick
December 2, 2010
On Dec. 2 the Eyeopener warmed hearts with hot chocolate, Timbits and free pictures with the jolly fat man (Santa Claus). Check out the photos below and click through to Flickr to claim your own. Happy Holidays! Created with flickr slideshow from softsea.
Arousing the audience
November 14, 2010
"Despite the earlier blow ups, Ryerson gained their composure and finally stepped up. The crowd went wet n’ wild as the score sky rocketed to five straight points, tying with U of T with 11 minutes remaining. The girls in the audience started to unzip their pants and rip their thongs off their crotch, but the Ryerson Rams were determined to keep their eye on the ball..."
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