Haikus/EYEkus/RYEkus
January 21, 2015
EYEkus to make your day better
Category: Fun & Satire
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Mayor’s first bus ride
January 21, 2015
Tory breaks campaign promises with a wink and high five to the KIDS!!!!!!!!!
End of the semester struggles
November 21, 2014
The struggle is real
The Canadian university student food guide
November 21, 2014
To ensure you get the proper daily servings of caffeine, alcohol and all the other major food groups
Questions you start to ask yourself as you approach the “real world”
November 21, 2014
We're sorry to be the ones to have to tell you this, but the "real world" is right around the corner
What happened to the one-legged pigeon?
November 16, 2014
The true tale behind the disappearance of Ryerson's one-legged pigeon
Beginning of the semester expectations vs. now
November 8, 2014
Let's face the facts — the reality of how this semester is going is probably far different from how you imagined it
Steps to stick & poke tattoos
November 5, 2014
A handy dandy guide to making a tattoo you'll regret forever
The sketchiest stairwells at Ryerson
November 5, 2014
We scoped out the sketchiest stairwells on campus — you should probably avoid these at all costs
The tale of the tailless squirrel
October 29, 2014
The real story behind how Ryerson's tailless squirrel lost its tail
The Eyeopener presents: Parody 2014
October 28, 2014
We took the internet and put it on paper for your reading pleasure
Things you did over reading week instead of reading
October 20, 2014
Let's be serious, no one actually ends up reading over reading week
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