Category: Fun & Satire

Page 65/71

Party on floor shitshow

September 2, 2010

By Sarah Del Giallo Getting sloshed, smashed, stewed. All are expected to occur when you leave home for university. First year is known for stupid, drunken behaviour that will be remembered for years to come — if not forgotten entirely in the haziness of the morning after. Kristine Norris, a third-year dance student, lived in […]

The cheat sheet of eat

September 2, 2010

By Rob Moysey Sports Editor Going to Ryerson and living in Toronto can bring a whole city’s worth of culinary temptations to wide-eyed froshies. But if you aren’t careful, it can also make you wide-bellied too. While a frosh week full of burger bingeing and soft drink slurping won’t kill you, a semester’s worth just […]

Stay in school

September 2, 2010

By Nicole Siena The transition into university is inevitably stressful. The last thing a student wants to hear halfway through a semester is that they are in jeopardy of getting kicked out of their program. Here are some tips on how to avoid hearing that message. Keep a clear academic standing To be in clear […]

Frosh Fun & Satire

RYE HIGH GOES REALLY DRY

August 27, 2008

Strict liquid ban leaves campus in sobriety and stupor.

Features Fun & Satire

ZORRO’S MOM: THE TELL-ALL STORY BEHIND THE WORST COMIC EVER

The tell-all story behind the worst comic ever.

A STUDENT’S HIDDEN PAIN . . .

I was sitting in Madame Hawkins Grade 4 class waiting anxiously for the bell to ring.

DEVELOPMENT COACH TOPS CIS – IN BENCH PENALTIES

Put your hands together for a lede that tells you nothing about this article at all.

FELINE FURY: PROF CUTS LP BY CAT MISS KITTY FANTASTICO

It’s the cat’s meow -— literally.

RYE PROF WRITES POETRY BOOK ON PERIOD BLOOD

When Ginnie Flow first heard the expression “if it’s old enough to bleed, it’s old enough to breed,” she knew what she had to do.

BAKE SALE A SWEET SUCCESS

For the first time in its history and just as the worst of winter sets in, the Winners Fellowship finally won.

RYE ALUM NABS SECOND PLACE IN WET T-SHIRT CONTEST

The smell of water soaked cotton was already thick in the air as Alex Higgins took the stage in the final round of the first annual wet t-shirt contest.

RYERSON’S NOT SO FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD

By Jack Lug and Andy Moog “Special” to the Dryersonian That glass bridge linking Kerr Hall to the Rogers’ Communication Centre Wow. People! Throw your Timmy’s cups in the trash, not in the beautiful glass hallway! It’s glass and pristine for a reason — it needs to stay that way! Dryersonian staff ensured that no […]

...

...