Category: Fun & Satire

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Ask the lesbian (Jan. 9)

January 9, 2002

With the holiday’s abrupt halt and the realization that an elective’s mandatory reading list will cost almost as much as your tuition, it is time to cut back on spending and boost up that sorry excuse for a GPA.

Student faints, not once, not twice, but, oh wait. Just once.

November 28, 2001

This one time at school, this girl fainted.

Bag-o-crime

November 28, 2001

And now… a radio play you can do with your friends!

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 28)

November 28, 2001

Question: What does a lesbian bring on her second date?

Aviva asks a stupid question (Nov. 28)

November 28, 2001

I’m back! Sorry about the three-week hiatus everyone — direct your complaints to the Journalism faculty and tell them seven classes in one semester is just insanity.

Bag-o-crime

November 21, 2001

And now, Encyclopedia Brown and The Case of the Rogers Ghost…

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 21)

November 21, 2001

Our weekly column where our inhouse lesbian answers your questions.

Everyone has a posse

November 14, 2001

In 1999 Eyeopener photo editor Brian Stuparyk was astonished to find Los Angeles plastered with huge “Giant has a posse” posters.

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 7)

November 14, 2001

Our weekly column where our inhouse lesbian answers your questions.

Bag-o-crime

November 14, 2001

The week in crime on campus.

Ask the lesbian (Nov. 7)

November 7, 2001

Our weekly column where our inhouse lesbian answers your questions.

The ass man invades Ryerson

November 7, 2001

Have ass, will travel

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